Better Living Through Petrochemistry

Of Erick Erickson it hath been written, "His

disembraining occurred quite suddenly, so

he just sat there dumb and grasped it not."

"Sure, I pray all the time, especially when I'm hungry.

But, quite frankly, prayer doesn't help me satisfy my

hunger nearly as much as my two raptorial forelegs."

Mike Huckabee Says 'Uncle!' After Unintentionally

Performing Full Nelson on Himself

May Be Too Intense for Some Viewers

In his spare time, Christopher Hitchens volunteered as a

living canvas in the 'Body Painting by Numbers' program

for recovering artists.

Is Ben Smith from the 'Real World'?

Or is he from 'The Politico World'?

Interbreeding Between Homo Neanderthalensis

and Homo Sapiens Proposed as Hypothesis to

Explain Emergence of Modern-Day Teabaggers

Still Life with Tête-à-Tête and Sunny Afternoon

U. S. Senate Votes 96-0 to Wipe Smirk Off

Fabrice Tourre's Face

Kagan Confirmation Would Mean No Protestants,

Muslims, Buddhists, Atheists, or Breatharians on

High Court

The Senator Who Taught His Asshole How to Talk

Attention All Human-Animal Hybrid Growers

Chupacabra breeding is now against the law in Arizona and Louisiana.

The only time his New York penthouse had no talent in

it whatsoever was when Rush Limbaugh dined alone.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #51

Robert Stacy McCain and Ginny Ray

28% of Republicans say the recent oil spill in

the Gulf of Mexico has made them more likely

to support drilling off the coast. This same

contingent also derives pleasure from watching

Death Wish I, Death Wish II, Death Wish III,

Death Wish IV, and Death Wish V back-to-back.

World's Worst Yobs #166

Dan Stein

Among his many honors, M. Edward Whelan III

graduated from the All American Driving School

summa cum laude. He was only 16 at the time.

Gordon Brown Calls It Quits, Joins

'Just Another Pretty Face Society'

Warm Scuzzies #80

Greg Palm