Has an appropriate Christmas gift for

Senator Tom Coburn got you stumped?

  Here's a suggestion:  a can of Manhattan

 Style Fish Assholes.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #44

Red Dawn over Washington: the Rise of the

Perfidious Wolverines

"Nine years after the terrorist attacks of 2001, the

United States is assembling a vast domestic intelligence

apparatus to collect information about Americans, using

the FBI, local police, state homeland security offices

and military criminal investigators." 

The 9/11 terrorists won, didn't they?

Judging from this photograph, one might assume that Peter

Suderman and his wife, Megan McArdle, are roughly the

same height.  But what's not visible in the picture is the fact

that he's standing on the couch and she's sitting on the floor.

"What's the rush, St. Nick?"

"I don't want to miss this year's War on Christmas!"

James Brown, Godfather of Soul

Herman Cain, Godfather of Pizza

The Unexpurgated Bible #45

"And in the year the Lord gave him $37 million in tax breaks,

Noah began to build an ark of gopher wood."

“If you think I'm bad now, wait ‘til next year! 

And quit pickin' on my pal, Haley!"

World's Worst Yobs #203

Matthew Franck

"Hey, Sarah, don't tell Santa, but hunting

caribou goes better with Coke!"

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #80

The Blogmocracy

"Aw, hell, boy, some of my best friends are nigras!"

Dirty Bopp

Sarah Palin Launches Anti-Anti-Obesity Campaign

"I've lost that mavricky feeling,

Whoa, that mavricky feeling,

I've lost that mavricky feeling,

Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh."

"Mitt, honey, while you're up, could you get me

some more of that Log Cabin Republican Syrup?"

"Speaking as a Dumbo Octopus, I actually enjoy being

misinformed.  That's why I, like Dick Cheney, leave my

TV tuned to Fox News 24/7."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #252

Alec Rawls

"Julian Assange is a high-tech terrorist and

I'm a low-tech fearmonger."

Magical Depressionism #16

Merriam-Webster Chooses 'Austerity' as Word of the Year