No matter what happened in Iowa, Michele was confident

 the Gipper would never desert her.

Gingrich Crossing the Delaware

Cheetah is dead at 80, but

the Smirking Chimp lives on.

At the time, Newt didn't know Mitt had borrowed the

joke from 'European Socialists'.

"I wouldn't vote for you even if you had

Ronald Reagan's nads!"

"Have you named that pig you can't keep out of the trough?"

"Yeah, we call that swine 'Rick Perry'."

"Do I know why I'm here?  Of course I do!  I just leaped

from another leaf in an effort to get out of the rain.

  What's your rationale?" 

Being a libertarian, he believed in TANSTAAFAG

[There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Air Guitar].  And

so he didn't bother to pick one up on the way home.

Factoid of the Hour #14

Not many people know that, as he grew older, Freddy

Krueger began to suffer from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

What Frank Zappa Looked Like When He 'Freaked

Out' (Which Happened More Often Than Not)

Yes, he's playing 'Strawberry Fields Forever'.

How did you guess?

Flag Desecration #49

Sorry, Jessica, but you're much too young

to be sleeping with the fishes.

"Hi, I'm Mark Zuckerberg, and all I want to know

is if you'll friend me on Facebook."

Liberace Sez: "Marcus Bachmann Rules!"

Michele's Husband Responds

He had always wondered what it would be like to be a

'fish out of water'.  Now he knew.

What if everyone, like this fisherman, told no lies?

Flounder Artist and His Masterpiece, Flatfish à la.Rothko 

Republicans Take Hit as Senator Nelson Retires

"Why not further confuse those Cornhuskers, Senator Nelson,

 and retire as a Red Dog Republican?"