Paul Ryan's Next Target:  Runner's World

"You should have seen what I looked like before I became a

 Texas Aggie. Back then, even my mother couldn't look me 

straight in the face without busting a gut."

Although it is very hard to tell, this amoeba is celebrating

 what was once called 'Labor Day', but which wingnuts have 

now dubbed 'National Empty Chair Day'.

Now we know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

She lives in Orange County.  We also know what she is.

"Remember, Louie, when we still had thoughts?"

Republican Rules of Thumb #2

Never trust a banker who has hair

on the top or bottom of his head.

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) Sez:  “The demographics

 race we’re losing badly.  We’re not generating enough 

angry white guys to stay in business for the long term.”

[Senator Graham has never been married and has, as a result, 

failed utterly to fulfill his angry white guy reproductive quota.]

Two-Minute Haters #31

Mark Harris

When facts get in the way of belief, facts will yield.  

It's no accident that Mitt Romney's campaign

 slogan is 'Believe in America'.

“If I got raped, I would have the baby," Victoria Jackson says.  

That's like saying, "When pigs learn to fly, I'll definitely install 

bigger windshield wipers."

What the Ten Commandments 

Might Look Like If Moses

Brought Them Down from the

Mountaintop in 2012

"What's that?"

"It's called 'The Rack'."

"What's it for?"

"It's what Paul Ryan uses to torture 

the truth by stretching it."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #415

Pastor Jesten Peters

"Exceptionalism has to be earned by each 

generation," Thomas Friedman writes from his 

Bethesda megamanse, "and, when that happens, 

it speaks for itself."

Paul Ryan Playing Cornhole at Tailgate Party

Pit Bull with Lipstick, 2008

Pit Bull without Lipstick, 2012

Melissa Bachmann, the 'Hardcore Huntress', Dropped 

from National Geographic Survivalist Team; Will Ted 

Nugent and Paul Ryan Be Next?

World's Worst Yoobs #122

Monica Mehta

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #414

Friar Benedict Groeschel

Grand Old Prevaricator