Rand Paul Adds Another Straw Pole to His Collection

"Has anybody seen my marbles?"

"Our government in Washington has been infiltrated by 

Muslims and my brain is full of fuck!"

CPACycle

"No fapping, boys, no fapping!"

"ISIS is like a virus that takes out your whole computer. 

If you don't weed it out you're just gonna be back at 

it again more and more.  So America needs to send

John McAfee to the Middle East now!"

Some People Never Learn

Someone please start a Go Funk Me campaign so Richard 

Mack can buy this Zigaboo Modeliste album.

Le fils de le buisson (after Magritte)

For those who take a more Freudian view of life,

there's the Plush Stool Bank.

Rail Splitter Explaining Why Hoover and Harding

Weren't Invited to the Party of Lincoln

Jumbo Jet Taxis on the CPAC Runway

You could always tell when she was voting against

someone in the CPAC Straw Poll.

"Yeah, you have to admit I'm pretty darn clever.  I've

 figured out a way to fart on the flag while, at the same 

time, people here at CPAC are thinking I'm a 

superpatriot."

Flag Desecration #84

Funeral Home Fans Very Popular at CPAC 2015

Joe McCarthy didn't live to see that the 

center of the web of government subversion

 would be the Republican-controlled House 

of Representatives.  Lucky guy!

William Temple, the Most Illustrious Transtemporal

Cross-Dresser of the 21st Century, Leads CPAC

Attendees in Walking Out of Jeb Bush Speech

Good News for the Deparment of Homeland Security!  

Payday Loans Now Available from EZ House of 

Representatives!

"If my head weren't so large, I'd give John Boehner

 a run for his money as Speaker of the House!"