Saturday, November 11, 2017

"They say the neon lights are bright
On Broadway."
Warm Scuzzies #752
Mary Franson
"He said he absolutely did not meddle in our election. 
He did not do what they are saying he did."
Fox News Legal Analyst Sez: “I found Moore's answers to 
be unconvincing and implausible, his entire story to be, in a 
word, unbelievable. Which means he’s lying.”
[When a wingnut loses Fox, he's a goner.]
Insult-O-Matic Concerned That Putin Feels
 'Very Insulted' By Russian Election 
Interference Charges
To Russia, with Love

Friday, November 10, 2017

"I'm sorry to inform you that your brain 
has been Hannitized."
"Let what just happened to Roy Moore be a lesson to you all!"
Moments Before Kathleen Hartnett White's Hair
Took Wing and Flew Away
Alabama Fundamentalist Jettisons Belief in Virgin Birth by 
Claiming Joseph the Adult Carpenter and Mary the 
Teenager Were Jesus' Parents
Inventor Says 'Thoughts and Prayers Machine' Will
Save Americans 75 Million Person-Hours Annually

Thursday, November 09, 2017

"You can't fake the Trump agenda. It is a winning agenda 
This is the agenda America needs now!"
"I give China great credit for raping our country and
 perpetrating the greatest theft in the history of the world. 
I blame past administrations for allowing this to take place."
"Oy vey, I didn't suffer six broken ribs and pleural effusion 
from 'landscaping issues'!"
The asymmetry of the Sarah Huckabee Sanders eyes
is really quite alarming.
Trump Cited for International Osculation Protocol Violation

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #707
Matt Gaetz
Recently-Declassified Photograph #45
Slide from a PowerPoint Show Jesus Used During His 
TransJordan Ministry
In the Year of Recompence for Trump
The Loneliness of the Web-Enabled Crown Prince