"Whatever you do, please don't throw me down the 

Memory Hole."

Groveling Bannon Apologizes to Trump and Don Jr. for 

What Stephen Miller Calls 'Poorly Written Fiction 

in a Garbage Book by a Garbage Author'

The Hedgehog Knows One Big Thing

Steve Buscemi, the Only Genius More Stable 

Than Trump

Trumpolini Does Things Proper

Mr. Prim and Proper Spurns Adverbs

A Biography in Search of an Author

World's Worst Yoobs #190

Maggie Haberman

Want to believe that Michael Wolff's Fire and Fury 

will actually help Trump? Radio talker John Ziegler

shows you the way.  A dabbler in alchemy, he can also

show you how to change gold into lead.

"Our first item of business here at Camp David is

what to do with Achmed the Dead Terrorist."

The Unexpurgated Bible #156

"And leaving Nazareth Jesus went and dwelt 

in Capernaum by the sea."

Another Stable Genius and Top TV Star

Hee Haw! Not Just a Smartass, But a Stable Genius

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."

This Looks Like a Job for Bigfoot!

Movens Tuum Custodiat Merda

"I hear the train a comin' 

rollin' round the bend."

Carson Jones' First Experiment in Psychokinetic

 Pence Conversion Therapy

Know Your Manwiches

Bannon's Money Queen Abdicates