Friday, March 26, 2021

If you see this sign along life's way,
running or standing still are equally risky.

Joe Pennington, Murfreesboro Firefighter, Needs a 
Facebook Editor

Robert Redfield Imagines He Is
Snake Plisken in Escape from Wuhan

Hey, only 140 police officers suffered injuries while
protecting lawmakers from 'zero threat'.

Fox News Now Claiming It Was Only Kidding,
That Dominion Voting Can't Take a Joke

Thursday, March 25, 2021

God is particularly offended when nonwhites
vote on Sunday.

Without carrot hunters, there would be no
Carrot Cake.  Think about it.

Why are we not surprised that Kyle Biedermann,
Texas state legislator and noisy secessionist, was
a participant in the Capitol Hill Insurrection on
January 6?

One theory for the existence of Ted Cruz is that the Creator
wanted to show how to be evil in a good way.

Warm Scuzzies #1,024
John Cornyn

Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Tyrannosaurus Chicken

Trump Looks to Build a Dark Money Machine

Is Lauren Boebert the victim of a
'big government gun grab'?

Eighteen More Americans Sacrificed to
Gun Totem

Vanilla Ice

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #872
Jack Hibbs

The Big Four:  Biden, Harris, Schumer, and Pelosi

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Having been sued $1.3 billion for defamation, Sidney
Powell is now arguing 'no reasonable person' believed 
her claim the 2020 election had been stolen.  That's true: 
reasonable people had voted for Joe Biden.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #871
Kanda Calef

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #139
Justyn Giarraputo

Getting up on the wrong side of the bed has consequences.

Monday, March 22, 2021

Let's Talk 'Chancel Culture'

A James Traficant impersonator claims he's the only 
Republican Senate candidate in Ohio who can 
out-Trump Trump.

Adam Newbold, Capitol Hill Insurrectionist and Coffee
House Proprietor, Goes All Out for Market Share

He Who Controls the Spice Controls the Universe

Could it be we're already dead and 
don't know it?

Sunday, March 21, 2021

"Senator Claghorn, you're always talking about 'owning the 
libs'.  If you don't mind telling us, just how many libs do you own?"

Why He Switched from the Hardy Boys
to Nancy Drew

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #125
Nile Gardner

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #870
Jane Timken

Saturday, March 20, 2021

World's Worst Yobs #438
Jonathan Turley

It’s About Heritage, Not Hate

"Who's that?"
"That's the only person who hasn't accused 
Governor Cuomo of sexual harassment."

Matt Gaetz is Rootin' for Putin.

Is Florida's ban on nonnative species 
bad news for Trump?

Wasting Away in Coronaville


 
President Biden Trips While Boarding Air Force One, 
Don Jr. Falls Flat on Face

Friday, March 19, 2021

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #138
Laurence Silberman

Expect Resistance When You Try to Teach a Calico Cat 
the Value of Non-Fungible Tokens

Good Little Doggie

Attacks on Asian-Americans Sparked by Trump Virus

Next on Let's Go Birding:  The East Texas Flycatcher

Self-Help Help

Inspirobot Wisdom #1

Thursday, March 18, 2021

Warm Scuzzies #1,023
Richard Hopkins

QAnon Shaman's Shaman

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #137
Chip Roy

It's 1984 and Vladimir Putin knows who called him a
'beady-eyed thug'.

Don't call the assault on the Nation's Capitol on January 6 
an 'insurrection'.  That term gives Louie Gohmert the fantods.