It's Share COVID-19 Day in the District of Columbia!

MAGA Hat Buyback Program Set to Launch in

January 2021

World's Worst Jobs #158

Number Two Decontaminator

Aerial View of the Million MAGAt March

Tommy Tuberville, Alabama's new Republican Senator,

sublets the empty space inside his skull to anyone who

needs more room for their stuff.

The Lighter Side of William Barr

How Memes Were Disseminated Before the Invention

 of the Internet

Samuel Alito, Leader of the Dead Scalia Wing

of the Supreme Court

Deeply Lazy Man Sez:  ‘Never bet against me.’

Trump Holding Margaret Keene Dog Hostage Until

America Re-Elects Him

In the old days, the cat was on the mat.

Now the cat has its own Kitty Couch.

10.6 Million Cases

163,402 Deaths

Friday the 13th isn't just a scary movie.

The Trump years had taken their toll.  He had become

unstuck in space and time.  Like watercolors in the

rain, everything had run together.  His life had 

become stacked like a pile of old National 

Geographic magazines.  Nunc stans, baby!

Not just Kelly Loeffler's face is asymmetrical.

Don Young had believed his Kellyanne Conway

Propellerhead Beanie rendered him immune

to the coronavirus.

Don Young, the Only Organism Believed to Be

Meaner Than COVID-19

Jethro Tull Strikes Back

Black Knight Uses Trick Play to 

Defeat King Arthur

Corey Lewandowski Contracts the 

Reinhard Heydrich Strain of COVID-19

When Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell made love, 

Paul Ryan liked to watch. You can almost here Ryan saying, 

"On the mouth, Mitch, on the mouth!"