"Yes, Newt married me because I was

even whiter than he was."

If cleanliness is next to Godliness,

Republicans must be atheists.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #64

Renew America

Aboard the Ship of Fools for National Review's 2010

Post-Election Cruise will be Karl Rove, Victor Davis

Hanson, Bernard Lewis, Phyllis Schlafly, Andrew Breitbart,

Bernie Goldberg, Tony Blankley, Cal Thomas, Andrew

McCarthy, Vin Weber, Roger Kimball, Scott Rasmussen, Jonah

Goldberg, Kathryn Jean Lopez, Kate O’Beirne, Jay Nordlinger,
Ramesh Ponnuru, Jim Geraghty, John Derbyshire, and 101

dead armadillos.

Warm Scuzzies #104

Byron Nelson High School

Alissa Jesle desperately needs a Dugan Bag.

Does anyone have an extra?

"She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on."

What Glenn Beck Looks Like to His Followers

What His Followers Look Like to Glenn Beck

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #68

Justin Smith and Jeffrey Goldberg

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #217

Justin Carl Moose

Livemau5

Deadmau5

You have accidentally stumbled into the middle

of the filming of a Water Strider porn movie.

If this is contrary to your religion, sorry.

Buffalo Chip Campground,

Sturgis, Nevada,

August, 2010:

Vladimir Putin Shows Who's Boss

"Two thousand years ago, I didn't need an umbrella

to prove that I was Jesus Christ, the Son of God.

Times have obviously changed."

What? Texas hasn't seceded yet? What's the holdup?

Fearguth's Rules of Order #43

When kissing a Siberian Tiger, it's inadvisable

to say, "No tongue."

Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair

with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical

Edition of Dancing with the Stars

Feeling a bit down in the mouth, Bunky? Why not

try a Baconator Triple?

With less than two months left in the 2010

election campaign, the Exclamation Point is

leading the Question Mark by a wide margin,

with the Semi-Colon coming in a distant third.

If you know what's good for you,

don't mess with Dmitry!