Tempus Fearguth means it's time for Wakarusa!

Q.E.D.: Bildungblog will be offline until June 6.

"I'm not gonna light my hair on fire," says Governor Tea-Paw

 Bridgefail, "or shoot sparks out of my ears.  I'm just your

average pubcrawling doofus."

"If Al-Qaida ever hooks up with those gays,

it's all over but the shouting!"

Ah, the banality of bankers behaving badly!

What Will Replace Medicare If Paul Ryan Has His Way

Rude Rhymes #49

Cheap Carcass

Ruth Marcus

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #99

Creative Minority Report

Member of Hell's Grannies Biker Gang Claims Arthur

Herbert Fonzarelli (aka 'The Fonz') Wasn't Real

This is not the real Ben Shapiro. This is just a leftist image

of him, spread by the most powerful medium of mass pinko

propaganda in human history.

Vote for Mitt Romney!  He believes what

you believe, even if you changed your

opinion about corn-on-the-cob last night!

Living in Alaska had been bad enough.  But now Sarah Palin

was moving Bullwinkle to Arizona.

"Pardon me, Muammar, but I think my future will be brighter

if I say 'Ciao' and join Sarah Palin's upcoming One Country

bus tour."

"You know, Peace Dove, if the United States of America

 wasn't always warring with somebody, it might decide that

Memorial Day is just too tragic to be celebrated as  a

holiday."

I Remember Dubya #50

Not many people remember the day when

Dubya finally produced a pear-shaped tone.

It didn't last long, but it was worth the wait.

He had been reduced to the absolute essentials:  himself, a

room with pink walls, and his gun.  What more did he need?

Hell, yes! He's a gunhugger!  But he doesn't

hug just ANY damn gun!

"Don't ask me why I'm pulling this damn rope!  I just heard

someone yell, 'War!' and I started tugging!"

Even though it didn't have a Department

of Silly Walks, Belarus still kept all the

ancient Cleesian traditions.

"So, your parents named you after

the 1948 Tucker, eh?  That makes

you almost as famous as Henry

Ford, doesn't it?

"Hey, I thought you said our cammies and facepaint made

 us invisible!"