Ted Cruz is telling his Republican base that if Beto

O'Rourke is elected to the Senate, Whataburger

will be required to hire only people with pink and

blue hair.

Ted Cruz is warning his supporters that if Beto

O'Rourke is elected to the Senate, Akbar & Jeff

will be opening Tofu Huts all over Texas.

England's Blond Bomber Making Theresa May Nervous

Will the opioid epidemic hurt 

those in chronic pain?

It's just an urban legend that Elon Musk

invented the Self-Dressing Hot Dog.

Zina Bash Flashes the Sign of the Three-Eared Sphincter

at Kavanaugh Hearing

Snot a Problem?

This looks like a job for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III!

But it's 100% Nike-free!

Ted Cruz Sez: “The whole state of Texas could

 flip blue, like that.  Take my suit, for instance.”

Trump Identifies 'Enomynous' as Author of 

New York Times Op-Ed

Fear and Loathing in Billings, Montana

Warm Scuzzies #827

College of the Ozarks

Attention All MAGA Hat Owners!

De-Loused in the Vomitorium

Trumpnik Mantra

Kavanaugh Konfidential

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean White House 

officials aren't out to get you.

In Case You've Been Wondering Why Trumpniks

Are Burning Their Ford F-150s

Kim Jong-un's Military Parade Features New Arsenal of 

'Big Hard-On' ICBMs