"I'm Steve Miller, the Trumpnik with a 'strong,

luminous forehead', not the Steve Miller who wrote

'Fly Like an Eagle'."

North Korea Launches Its Most Powerful

Robber Fly Yet

Be a Gundamentalist,

Get Away with Murder!

Home Is Where My Freedom Is

Freedom Is Where My Home Is

Mud Pie Demand for the Republican

National Convention Said to Be Running

Far Ahead of Supply

The Small, Insecure Money-Grubber's Worst

Nightmare

"Who wants to speak at the Republican National Convention? 

Not many, apparently, so how about me?"

"The only thing I like better than Donald Trump is a 

basket of fried chicken gizzards!"

"Like Donald Trump, I'm a talking yam,

but I'm not vulgar like he is."

Chair Accepts Invitation to Talk to Clint Eastwood at

Republican National Convention

"I'm fully qualified to double-talk, dissimulate, and obfuscate 

when asked if Trump is qualified to be President."

To celebrate her husband's birthday, Christy Sheats

used one of her 10 guns to murder her two daughters,

before the police shot and killed her.

George Will Rejects Results of Paternity Test,

Denies Donald Trump Is His Ideological Offspring

Adventures in Lexicology #19

Sexit (/seksɪt/), n. Andropause or the Male Climacteric.

[Brexit and Texit are sure signs of Sexit.]

Sexit

James Dobson Sez:  “I don’t know when it was, 

but it has not been long. I believe he really made

 a commitment, but he’s a baby Christian.”

If Matt Drudge Had a Man Bun

Q:  How can you tell the difference between Jeff Zucker

and a pygmy hippo?

A:  You can't.

When he wasn't fracking the Earth, Chris Faulkner was 

fucking investors, and vice versa.

"He was born 'Alexander Boris de Pfeffel 

Johnson', but his friends call him Eyegore."