Is it too much to hope that some day, cruise lines

will stop discriminating against men with two

wooden legs?

"Hey, this is Noor Mountain, where Mohammed received
his holy revelations from Allah. So, why is this infidel
monkey sitting up here scratching his goddam ass?"

Granted, being up Shit Creek without a paddle is bad,
but being up Dead Fish Creek with a paddle is not
much better.

"I sure wish I was living in the time of Henry David
Thoreau. That's when the great mass of men were
leading lives of quiet desperation."

Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #24
Wizbang

"Just between you and me, Joe, I hear the Last Honest
Man jumped out of a 10th-story window the day you
were born."

"Original or extra crispy?"
"Grrrr!"
"For here or to go?"
"Grrrr!"

"That'll be $6.24."

"Grrrr!"
"Thank you, and have a nice day!"
"Grrrr!"

Ethics Panel Charges Sanford with 37 Counts of Breaking
Law and Violating Appalachian Trail Backcountry Rules

Diversity in today's Republican Party is limited to
the difference between 'smoked' Caucasians, like
John Boehner, and 'bleached' Caucasians, like
John Cornyn.

The Politico Illustrated #11
"Bishops flex muscles, see opportunities"

Honkywonk Man

Rude Rhymes #14

Mortal Coils

Peter Boyles

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #72

Microskirt Vs. Nanoskirt

Oxymorons for Our Time #13

Pretty Ugly

World's Worst Yoobs #59

Amy Alkon

This t-shirt transfer design is actually a
rip-off of the original,
Pray for Kennedy
Psalm 109:8,
which was very popular among Christian
rightists until November 22, 1963, when it
suddenly became scarcer than hen's teeth.

"I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man

cometh unto the Father, but by me."

"Pull my finger, Al, and I'll say, 'World's

Greatest Deliberative Body'!"

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