Oxymorons for Our Time #26

Boneless Rib

Ant Mound (Aerial View)

Ant Mound (Yemen View)

"Remember that Windowpane is gelatin-based, so

all you have to do is use your index finger to place

it on the tip of your tongue. After that, wait just 30

minutes, and--trust me--you won't be left behind!"

President of Iran Announces Revolutionary

Breakthrough in 2-D TV Technology

"Luckily for you, Mr. Blankfein, there's no

law against androgenic alopecia."

Artificial Water Baby

Natural Water Baby

"Well, there's a whole lot of 'ramming things through' that

goes on around here, if you know what I mean. In fact,

it's the only way we ever seem to get anything done."

World's Worst Yobs #158

Stanley Fish

Seeking an opportunity to ruin someone's day? If so,

why not remind Joe Lieberman that his disapproval

rating is 67%, which is higher than Roland Burris'?

Tearmonger

House Democrats May Ban Earmarks, Fearguth

May Be Crowned King of Scotland

The Unexpurgated Bible #33

"Then they cried out with a loud voice and stopped

their ears and ran upon him with one accord. And they

cast the DOJ attorney out of the city, and stoned him:

and the witnesses laid down their clothes at a young

man's feet, whose name was Marc the McCarthyite."

Senate's Shiniest Forehead Attributed to

Daily Use of Turtle Wax

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #35

Angry White Dude

Coolest Sarah Palin T-Shirt Yet

"Here's proof I'm a card-carrying bigot!"

Warm Scuzzies #67

Keep America Safe

"Of course I'm out of my mind! You would be, too,

if you were me!"

Quake Rattles Turkey

Walmart Hippies Tired of Being Pushed Around