Right before he died, Barney barked affirmatively that 

his master was a 'great artist'.  And then the nation's

erstwhile First Pet was put to sleep.

Some broken clocks aren't even right twice

a day.  Happy Daylight Savings Time!

You live by the gun, you die by the gun.

Guns and adultery don't mix.

Angry Birds

Wacko Birds

Warm Scuzzies #376

Juan Williams

Grandpa Walnuts and the Smartass Kid Who 

Won't Get Off His Lawn

"Black smoke say, 'No pope yet', kemo sabe."

All-Male Birth Control Panel Less Than Enthusiastic 

About International Women's Day

There's a right way and there's a wrong way to 

weigh a Java Sparrow. This is the right way.

"He tells me he's going to see STS9 tonight at the 

House of Blues and wants to remind everyone to

 wear their dancing shoes."

Warm Scuzzies #375

James Steele

Zombie O'Keefe Pays $100,000 to Settle with 

Former ACORN Employee Whose Brain He 

Partially Ate

World's Worst Yobs #279

Mark Gauvreau Judge

Warm Scuzzies #374

Nelson, Georgia

Why do some people have to

take tête-à-tête so literally?

OK, let's assume we agree that Water-Boarding 

is controversial, maybe even torture.  But 

what about Pizza-Ironing-and-Blowing?

 "See, it's like I told you before:  you don't have to be

catty to get ahead in life."

Back in the Black-and-White Days When 

Same-Sex Marriage Was Forbidden

Even if you're never quite fearful or paranoid enough,

that's no reason to panic, because Representative

Peter King (R-NY) has your back.

For years, it had been unclear why Senator

 John McCain was called 'Grandpa Walnuts', 

instead of 'Grandpa Hazelnuts'.