People who have sex four times weekly earn more so they

can afford to drink four cups of coffee and three extra

sodas a day and die young.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #145

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #517

David Shormann

New Study Indicates Female Frogs Favor Mates Who Can

Multitask, Such as Sing and Dance at the Same Time

Being barefoot and pregnant is weird enough.  But have

you ever considered how bizarre human feet look out of

context?

Glenn Beck Sez:  "Oprah Winfrey, you're the most famous

and most accomplished black woman in the history of

America, but you disgust me.  Why?  Because (1) you're

much richer than I am, (2) you're a woman, (3) you're

black, and (4) you've never been a rodeo clown."

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #167

Katie Pavlich and John Hawkins

At Last, CIA Admits Area 51 Is Real and the Only Place

in the U.S. Where the Right to Privacy Still Exists

Warm Scuzzies #420

Judge Michael Thornsbury

"For a theoretical physicist, I really do have pretty

nice legs."

Nobody can tell 'bipartisanship' jokes quite like Henry

Cisneros, Kit Bond, and Mel Martinez.

Chinese Zoo Tries to Pass Off Dog as Lion

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #516

Orson Scott Card

"Hello all you happy Kochsuckers . . . you know what?

I'm the hero."

Step aside, Charles Laughton!  This is a real Modo,

not just a Quasimodo.

Sign of the Times #48

Democracy?  Bah!  Humbug!

World's Worst Jobs #134

Malian Steel Barrel Vendor

Flag Desecration #69

Oxymorons for Our Time #156

Lee Bright

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #515

Steve Lonegan