A Portrait of the Airhead as a

Young Stoner

Judy Woodruff Sez:  “When I think of grass I think of 

something to walk on, pot as something to put a plant in.”

[And when she doesn't think, Judy says things even dumber.]

Two-Minute Haters #41

Thane Rosenbaum

UN Becoming Anti-Emetic for Those Who Throw Up 

at the Sight of Lindsey Graham

Angry Arachnid Goes Anarchic, Elmo Gets Tickled, 

Mickey and Minnie Gadabout and Gawk

Madeleine Albright Sez:  "The world is a mess and I'm

not feeling too good myself."

Michele Bachmann in a Clown Suit Leaning Against an

 Imaginary Car Being Frisked by an Invisible Policeman

“We need a little bit more time in the laboratories of 

democracy to see how horn-rimmed glasses affect

 crime, and young people, and the economy.”

"Here's the deal, Moshe:  you can ethnically cleanse Gaza,

 but only after you shave off that scrofulous beard." 

As Harry Truman might have said, "The only thing

 new in the world is the history that's been covered up."

Recent paleontological discoveries suggest that all dino-

saurs had feathers and that a true-to-life Godzilla would 

look more like a really big-ass Thanksgiving turkey.

World's Worst Yoobs #145

Jodi Rudoren

"Holy cow pie, Batman!"

Cenk Uygur Sez:  "Sean Hannity is a big blockhead." 

[So does Lucy.]

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #54

Arthur C. Brooks

Inpeach Obama

Tippi Hedren as a Child

Representative Curt 'Quick Study' Clawson (R-FL)

Loves India on the Potomac

Solar Flare in 2012 Nearly Took America Back 

to the 18th Century

Prince George's Paternity Never in Doubt