Sign of the Times #62

Only in America

Only in Russia

First came Tank Girl.

Now comes Tank Boy.

"The Equal Justice Initiative today released a report that 

documents 3,959 'ISIS terror lynchings' throughout 12 

Southern states over the 1877 to 1950 period."

The Taliban wouldn't let him call his sword 'Excalibur',

so he joined ISIS.

The Unexpurgated Bible #111

"But when he was yet a great way off, Fidel saw

 Rafael, and had compassion, and ran, and fell

 on his neck, and hugged him."

Ted Nugent Serenading Sarah Palin with 'Wang Dang

Sweet Poontang'

Boob in the Foreground Realizing

Everyone Is Staring at the Side

Boob in the Background

Ethan Czahor, Jeb Bush's CTO, Sez:  "I've developed

a novel solution for restoring honor.  It's called 'Deleting

Tweets'."

'Video Unveils Dark Side of the Moon'

Tree Yoda Sez:  “You must unlearn what you 

have learned, go out on a limb and take a nap."

"What's hiding behind the bush?"

"Another bush."

"And behind it?"

"Another bush and another behind it.  I'm afraid

 it's bushes ad infinitum."

Some of Jindal's portraitists apparently only had 16 Crayolas, 

some had 48, a few had 64, and a rich artist in Baton Rouge

had a box of 120.

Kaiser Wilhelm II Named Honorary Chairman of 

Huns with Guns, an Open Carry Affiliate of the NRA 

"How do you like my disguise?"

"What are you disguised as?"

"An ant."

"An ant?"

Yes, I'm Flik."

"Flik?"

"You know, the ant in A Bug's Life who saves

 his people from greedy grasshoppers."

"Oh, yeah, that ant."

American Schutzstaffel #51

Tweet and Retweet were sitting on a fence.  

Tweet flew off.  

Who was left?  

Retweet.

"But we wanna go the Measles Par-TAY!"

Motorcycle Helmet for Someone Who Wants to Be Safe

 and Look Fearless at the Same Time

Kanye Interruptus Said to Be More Effective Than

 Rhythm Method in Preventing Unwanted Music

"So, would it be fair to say, Mr. Spector, that

the last time you got a shampoo and set at The 

Hair Explosion, you got your money's worth?"