Jason Riley Sez:"History shows that faster black progress 

was occurring at a time when whites were still lynching 

blacks, not merely singing about it."

[Those 4,000 some odd blacks lynched between 1877

and 1950 might disagree.]

Way Down Yonder in the Land of Cotton

James Knowles III Sez: "Being mayor of Ferguson, Missouri 

is a part-time job because I have a part-time brain."

Scott Walker Makes Liz Mair Magically Disappear into

Puff of Smoke

"Men are simple creatures.  Take me, for instance.  I'm so 

simple the people of Dardanelle, Arkansas elected me 

'Village Idiot' by acclamation three years in a row."

Trey Gowdy, Interstellar Man of Mystery, with His

Sunglasses On

With His Sunglasses Off

Does your rooster need burnishing?

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #108

Racing Stripes 2:  Arkansas Justice

Brain-Damaged Missourians Execute

Brain-Damaged Inmate

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #616

Peter Kinder

Day Mair or Night Mair?  Either way, she is Scott

Walker's bad dream.

Will Aaron Schock play in Peoria?  Not any more.

Shell-Shocked Schock Resigning from Congress, 

Downton Abbey Lowers Illinois State Flag to

Half-Staff

The Potrzebie Prize #27

Nancy Reagan Praises Scott Walker for Producing

True Statements I Have Made in My Life,

the World's Shortest List

Darren Wilson Feted for Almost Single-Handedly

Dismantling the City Government of Ferguson,

Missouri

Warm Scuzzies #541

Caleb Moore

Kermit says it's easy being green on

St. Patrick's Day.

When he opened his eyes, he realized he had died and 

gone to NRA Heaven.

"The whole world is on fire!" Ted Cruz bellowed.  

And this time, he wasn't exaggerating.

"Yes, Julie, your world is on fire and I'm the hoser

who can put it out!"