"Donald Trump reminds me of the old joke about the 

Farting Carver, but I can see that you've already

heard it."

Jesus of Vienna Nativity Scene (with Bacon)

"Rictus Erectus said WHAT?"

"Don't say that word!"

"What word?"

"I can't tell you or I'll get schlonged."

"Like Hillary in 2008?"

"No, like Gore in 2000."

The Donald Hits the Trumpnik Sweet Spot

Stunt Double for Donald Trump's Hair Runs Away

from Presidential Campaign

“Wisconsin does not have a death penalty

 law, but with significant practice and careful 

aim, law-abiding citizens can help clean our 

society of these scumbags.”

Until he said what he did about Hillary Clinton going

to the bathroom, Americans didn't know that Donald

Trump suffers from Urophobia (the fear of urine

and urination).

Harold Bornstein, Donald Trump's Doctor, Sez:

 "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, 

will be the first individual ever elected to the 

presidency who never urinates."

"Please don't confuse me with Donald Trump."

Elon Musk is proof that not ALL billionaires are 

cretins like Donald Trump.

When Senator Rubio didn't show up in Heaven, he 

explained that not showing up was a vote against it.

Disgusting!

"Just curious, Mr. Rogers, but why do people never say, 

'The Gorilla in the Room'?"

Donald Trump's Got Milk

"It takes two hands to handle my whoppers!"

"You always make it a special day for me. 

You know how, don't you? By just your 

being you."

If you're close enough to count the 

pores in Ted Cruz's nose, you're

too damn close.

Herman Cain and Ben Carson are rumored to own

this shirt.

Rumored to Be The Munsters Favorite Movie