"There's an Otherness to President Obama," Says the

Visitor from Planet Whonoe W80J

Apropos of Nothingness

A new study has found that bright light stimulates men's 

sex drive. This may explain why when you turn out the 

lights, the party's over.

World's Worst Yoobs #173

Jessie Jane Duff

American Schutzstaffel #57

Mike Pence says his role model for Vice President is

Dick Cheney.

America needs a President, not a Boss.

Mike Pence Releases Summary of His Medical History; 

"Healthiest Rutabaga I've Ever Examined," Doctor Says

Trump went negative. Since he was already negative to start 

with, he began negating a negation and became positive 

he's negative. (Or something to that effect.)

Warm Scuzzies #708

Demetrick Pennie

Asleep at the Spiel

Pepé Le Trump Suggests Mr. the Toad's Guards Drop 

Their Weapons to 'See What Happens'

"As Freud might have said, 'Sometimes a monument is

just a monument'."

We know it's common for people to 'Double Down'. 

Even KFC does. But does anyone ever 'Triple Down'?

Donald Trump is not worthy to 

open Barack Obama's coconut.

Wiping away tears of joy, the President accepted Trump's

grant of American citizenship.  He had finally fooled

everybody.

At 100, Diego, the Galapagos Tortoise, says, "I'm a very 

sexually active male reproducer. Just thought you'd like 

to know."

Even Davy Crockett thinks Trump's 'Reverse Raccoon Eyes'

look pretty funny.

Minnesota Trumpnik Humbly Beseeches Thieves to Stop

Stealing His 'Make America Great Again' Flags

Dostoevsky was clairvoyant.