All God's Gators Gotta Be Chillin'

Odds are this woman can't

afford an appliance garage.

Something tells you this Trumpnik is not

big on conscious emotions.

"He did the bash

He did the monster bash

The monster bash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the bash

It caught on in a flash

He did the bash

He did the monster bash."

Border Patrol Agent Matthew Bowen said:  

"Immigrants are disgusting subhuman shit 

unworthy of being kindling for a fire.” Sean 

Chapman, his attorney, added that Bowen's 

sentiments are “commonplace throughout the 

Border Patrol’s Tucson Sector” and “part of 

the agency’s culture.”

Nigel Farage Victim of Milkshaking-with-Extreme-Prejudice

Trump Threatens Iran with Annihilation If the Democrats 

Obtain His Tax Returns

The Day the Secretary of Energy Met Buffalo Bob

What the Fork?

The final season of Game of Thrones proved to be so 

controversial that it ignited what has now become 

America's longest and bloodiest Civil War.

Wanting a Lamborghini is usually considered a 

harmless wish, but needing one is characteristic

 of the Bull Goose Loony.

Petition to Remake The Mad King Hits 65 Million

Signatures

You've heard of Foot-Long Hot Dogs, but

what about Bigfoot Tacos?

Jeff Koons' Rabbit Gets a Makeover

Steve Mnuchin Goldbricking at Fort Knox

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #767

Marji Ross

Oxymorons for Our Time #200

Consensual Rape

Lord Nigel Sausagefingers, Charlatan of Twitter Dressage

Take a Powder

The Dark Side of the Space Force