Men, Don't Fight Your Cock!

"Hey, kids, what time is it?"

"Howdy Doody time?"

"No, it's time to bomb Syria!"

Conflict of Interest, Thy Name Is David Brooks

At the America First Political Action Conference in

Orlando, you also got to see and hear Steve King

and Michelle Malkin.

Want to live to 90 like James Bond? Always order your 

martinis shaken, not stirred.

Chip Roy needs to capitalize on his

new-found fame with a reality TV

show, 'Bitching Up with MAGA'.

If CPAC is too leftist to suit you, there's always

AFPAC (America First Political Action Conference).

On Caturday, we are made to wonder what the 

Christmas Pageant Kitties do for a living in the 

off-season.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #866

Mary Miller

"Beam me up, Scotty, there's nothing

but aliens from Venus down here."

If It's Friday, It Must Be CPAC

Ted Cruz at CPAC Doing His

William Wallace Impersonation

The Unexpurgated Bible #183

"And Moses took the Golden Ass which they had made, 

and burnt it in the fire, and ground it to powder, 

and strewed it upon the water, and made the children 

of Israel drink of it."

Tucker QArlson

Tucker Carlson Sez:  "We spent all day trying to 

locate the famous QAnon, which in the end we 

learned is not even a website. If it’s out there, we 

could not find it.”

The Israelites built a Golden Calf.  The Trumpniks at

CPAC have built a Golden Ass.

Re-Inventionator

Like a goldfish, Chip Roy has a 10-second memory.

 

A Bastard's Work Is Never Done

Stephen Miller Calls Biden's Immigration Policy 'Cruel'