Tuesday, May 07, 2019

World's #1 Superpower Deploys USS John Bolton to
Persian Gulf to Intimidate the Remaining Third of the
Axis of Evil
United Constitutional Patriot Sez: “Why are we just 
apprehending them and not lining them up and shooting
 them? We have to go back to Hitler days and put them all 
in a gas chamber."
Mitch McConnell says 'case closed' about
the Mueller report.  Whether that's true 
remains to be seen.  In the meantime, the
case would appear to be closed concerning
Chinless Mitch's popularity in his home
state of Kentucky.
The clinical term for unicorn poop is 'Mnuchin'.

Monday, May 06, 2019

Where Joe Biden Got the Idea to Use 'Clown' as
Trump's Nickname
The Day Walt Disney Slipped the Entire Nation a Mickey
Adventures in Aestheticism #178
William Barr After Learning 370 Federal Prosecutors
Signed a Statement Saying That Trump Should Have 
Been Charged with Obstruction and That Barr Is 
Full of Shit
When did being POTUS come to mean 
'being above the law'?
If Edward Albee Were Alive Today
Abraham Lincoln Reacts to the News That
an Aircraft Carrier Bearing His Name Has
Been Deployed to the Middle East to
Bully Iran
Georgia City Councilman Jim Cleveland Sez: "When it 
comes to all this stuff you see on TV, when you see 
blacks and whites together, it makes my blood boil 
because that’s just not the way a Christian is supposed
 to live.”
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #151
Theresa Kenerly
Shouldn't that be, "The Best Word Became Flesh...?" 
And at least 236 pounds of flesh, to be more exact?
"More proactive means more nonverbal," Mulvaney says.

Sunday, May 05, 2019

World's Worst Yobs #408
Luke Thompson
The ICE Man Cometh
As P. T. Barnum might say, “Clowns and elephants 
are the pegs on which the GOP circus is hung.”
The only thing Trump and racehorses have in common.
David French wouldn't seem to be quite
the right person to be talking about the
'inescapable reality of masculinity'.