World's Worst Jobs #95
Indonesian Plastic Cup Scavenger

Lion King and His Bride Celebrating World's
First Inter-Species Marriage

New Chatty Cheney Doll Big Hit with Disturbed Kids

Rude Rhymes #9

Pretty Shitty

Edward Liddy

Laughist (lăf-ist) n. a person who laughs at jokes
whose butt is Rush Limbaugh and other rightist
asses. [Baby Fearguth was an incorrigible
laughist].

Have you hugged a tree today? If so, you are 'dead'
to Michael Goldfarb. Things could be worse, of
course: you could be 'alive' to him.

"Help! Help! I'm trapped in a fresco in the house
of Augustus Caesar and I wanna get out!"

For those of us old enough to remember, Honor Blackman
sure looked a whole hell of a lot better in Goldfinger.

Compared to the skin of frogs, human skin is
pretty lackluster, some amphibians say.

In China, 'Restroom' sometimes gives
euphemisms a bad name.

Deep-Field Image of the South Korean Protest Nebula
as Captured by the Hubble Space Telescope

Rude Rhymes #8

Plum Zany

Liz Cheney

I Remember Dubya #21
The more Dick talked, the more apparent it
became that Dubya was just a movie prop
used during the Cheney Administration.
And that really hurt his feelings.

Leaving the ethical and legal issues aside, does
torture work? Well, it probably depends on
who's being tortured. If it were Richard Cohen,
for example, he would tell everything he knows
at the mere mention of, say, the Comfy Chair
Interrogation Technique. Unfortunately,
the information obtained thereby would be
about as reliable as one of his columns in
the Washington Post.

Is President Obama a 'laughist'?

According to the latest Gallup Poll, 66% of the
American people approve of the way Barack
Obama is handling his job as President. A
slightly smaller percentage approves of the
job he's doing as Saint Hussein.

World's Worst Yobs #95
James Taranto

"Cellphone, cellphone in my hand,

who's the fairest of the land?"

Why War Is Bad #3

It makes little schoolboys afraid and sad.

Rush Limbaugh as Entertainer