Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #7
Pat Toomey

Is it live, or is it Charlie Crist?

"I guess he wasn't kidding when he said his
head was about to explode."

If there is such a thing as an ultimate nightmare, it might
be this: Jay Bybee, a federal judge dressed as a clown on
the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit,
torturing you by driving a tenpenny nail into your
funnybone.

When you look upon the visage of what some percipient observer has called a 'stone-faced Okie gargoyle', you understand why some argue that Oklahoma would have been better off had it remained Indian Territory forever.

When he stands next to Bo Derek, Representative Ted
Poe (R-TX) imagines he's Tarzan and she thinks he's
Cheeta.

"Happy to meet you, Congressman Paul! I'm Jamie
Kirchick, Marty Peretz's bitch."

"But if we’re going to pay 700 million dollars like we
voted last Friday to put condoms on wild horses,
and I know it just says an un-permanent enhanced
contraception whatever the heck that is. I guess it
follows that they’ll eventually get around to
doing it to us down here in Tyler, Texas."

Marc Ambinder has been as successful defending GOP
astroturfing as he was putting lipstick on this pig
last Sunday.

Tea Shirt to Be Worn While Disrupting
Health-Care Town Halls

World's Worst Yobs #117
Peter Berkowitz

Orly, Orly, Oxen Free!

Now that he has persuaded North Korea to trade
two journalists for John Bolton and Michael Barone,
will Bill Clinton be able to persuade Iran to trade
three backpackers for Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck and
Rush Limbaugh?

"This is CNN, the Cowards' News Network."

Joker fans agree: Capitalist Jokers are much scarier than

Socialist Jokers.

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-il Issues a 'Special
Pardon' for Two American Journalists at the Request
of Former US President Bill Clinton; Neocons Blast
the Obama Administration for Wasting Yet Another
Opportunity to Bomb North Korea Back Before the
Neolithic Age to the Paleolithic Age

Saharan Woman Tempting a Camel to Stick His
Nose Under Her Tent

Rush Limbaugh has reportedly lost 90 pounds of ugly
fat since March. Think of it: only 210 pounds of ugly
fat to go!

Moe Lane is unusual in that it's one
of the few one-way streets in America
that's also a dead end. This Shmoo
has lived on it all his life.

"Just give me all your George W. Bush collectibles
and nobody gets hurt!"