"Make a donation or I'll downsize this puppy!"

During the intermission, Chewbacca decided to

take a leak.

Fearguth didn't watch the GOP debate

because he'd already seen the movie.

While We Dream Our Dreamy American Dream

"I got this!"

Bo Dietl Sez: “We gotta start profiling people when 

they start growing that facial hair around their chins."

Amazon Yanks Paul Ryan Hoverboards over

Safety Concerns

American Empire #58

"The United States has active duty military troops 

stationed in nearly 150 countries."

Himbo Eruption in Las Vegas

After the Predator Illuminated His Smile with 

Aquafresh High Definition™ White

'Ism' Nudges Out 'Wasm' as Merriam-Webster's

 'Word of the Year' for 2015

Harold Bornstein, Physician and Groucho Marx

Impersonator, Sez: "If elected, Mr. Trump, I can

 state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual

 ever elected to the presidency."

America Needs to Be Punished!

Vote Trump in 2016!

In the microbial world, the equivalent of 'Limbaugh Defends 

Cruz Against Trump' would be 'E. Coli Defends Herpes 

Genitalis Against Ebola'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #125

Eegah! 2: The Crazed Love of Prehistoric Louts

for the Man in the Red Cap

So Many Shiny Objects to Bat, So Little Time!

While Visions of Stumblebums Danced in His Head

"Theodore Shoebat, he batty fo sho!"

The Creature Walks Among Us

No, these are not Radical Islamic Terrorists.  These are

Radical Anti-Islamic Terrorists demonstrating outside

a mosque in Richardson, Texas.