Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #534

Alan Dershowitz

Osama Bin Daffy and Premier Christian Cruises, Inc. 

Charter the Carnival Victory for the 'Duck Commander 

Cruise', July 17-21, 2014

2014 Republican Party Ballot After the 

Chamber of Commerce Declared,

"No Fools on Our Ticket!"

If we lie to Congress, it's a crime.  

But if Congress lies to us, it isn't.  

Why is that?

Chewbacca Sez:  "No More Joint Pain!"

Once again you did not make Gawker's annual list of

 'The Least Important Writers'.  Congratulations!

"When I'm gone, my son, Kim Jong-un, is liable to get drunk

and start executing his kinfolks and all their friends.  He 

believes he's Stalin redivīvus, you know."

"No doubt about it, Suzy:  someone has jammed Obamacare

down your throat."

Have you read Jonah Goldberg's new book?

How Ted Cruz Reacted When He Learned He Was One of

the 'Top 10 Villains of 2013'

"Oh fudge!  It's Boxing Day!"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #91

Robolizard

His teacher seemed to have eyes in the back

of his head.

Tareq Salahi's Run for House of 

Representatives in Virginia: See It

on Pay-Per-View for Only $14.95!

Little Known Fact #47

H.R. 448 is a bipartisan resolution to protect Christmas 

from Doug Lamborn.

Pope Francis Wishes Rush Limbaugh a

Merry 'Trickle-Down' Christmas

You had to be a very bad little boy

to earn a visit from Miley Krampus.

Before Christians Lost Their Religious Liberty to

Burn People at the Stake

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "I have to say I’m befuddled by the 

firing of Phil Robertson, he of the amazing pater-

familias beard on Duck Dynasty."

"Pardon me, sir, but would you say you're a

Low-Information Voter, a Misinformation

Voter, or a Disinformation Voter?"