"Thanks to Governor Brownback, I can sleep soundly

 tonight, knowing that Kansas is safe from Sharia law."

Benedictine Plumbers Identify Paolo the Butler 

as Cause of Vatileaks

Levi Johnston, Notorious Sperm Gifter, Goes Back Home 

to His Mommy

For the world-famous Blubberlugger Brothers, it was 

just another day at Pebble Beach. 

Rush Cam Installed to Enable Round-the-Clock Online

 Viewing of Limbaugh Bust in Missouri State Capitol

Winner of Geography Bee Even Knew Capital of

Uz-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #390

Deborah Pauly

Thomas Kinkade named this painting, 'The 

Good Life'.  He should have named it,

'Whiskey River, Don't Run Dry'.

"Who's the guy selling Jesus-on-a-Stick?"

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #66

Flesh Eaters from Georgia

"I'm a Facebook backer.  Wanna buy my shorts?"

"Would the man in the orange tie please call the 

Projectile Verping Hotline at 1-800-455-7853?

This is an emergency!"

Alan Simpson:  a Gasbag as Big as

the State of Wyoming

"Not positive, but I think this baby is trying to say,

 'Don't Bain me, bro, don't Bain me!'"

Who really gives a flying fig what General

Colin Powell thinks about same-sex marriage?

"Mr. Sullivan, were you as shady looking before you

became Director of the Secret Service?"

"Jon Stewart told me he was a socialist and then he 

waggled my cheeks."

Ross Douthat and His Metaphysically-Coherent Hairdo

Titanic Joke

If, as a recent study claims, you are more likely to drink 

and smoke pot if you listen to loud music, would you more 

likely go to clown funerals if you listen to soft music?