"Cold turkey, eh?  Well, what addictive habit did you

give up, Tom?"

Ronald McDonald Sez:  "Fast foods are typically high in 

calories, fat, saturated fat, sugar, and salt and may put 

people at risk for becoming overweight."

Politifact Gives Governor Christie 'Five-Alarm Pants on Fire' 

Rating for Claim about Traffic Scandal

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #38

Michael Morell

Bring Back the Tofustada!

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Asked why he said, "When a man sells his daughter as a slave, 

she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are," 

Phil Robertson said he was just quoting the Bible.

Rich Lowry (aka 'The Masculinator') Calls

Pajama Boy "An Insufferable Man-Child"

Susan Rice Sez:  "NSA Officials Didn't Lie; They 'Inadvertently 

Made False Representations', and I'm Just Accidentally 

Making a Fool of Myself---Again"

How to Recognize Different Parts 

of the Body

Number Six --- the Haughty Bits

Paleoconservative Hearts Putinoconservative

Happy, Happy, Happy: My Life and

Legacy as the Duck Commander

#1 on Uganda Daily Monitor

Best Seller List

The Potrzebie Prize #21

Justine Sacco Eulogized for Insulting an Entire

Continent with a Single Tweet

Pajama Boy

Pajamas Media Boy

Zelig had nothing on Phil Robertson.  The Duck

Dynasty star could become Martin Luther King, Jr.,

Pope Francis, 

or Rosa Parks, all in the wag of a duck's tail.

"Gays are full of murder, envy, strife, 

hatred. They are insolent, arrogant, 

God haters, they are heartless, they 

are faithless, they are senseless, they 

are ruthless, they invent ways of 

doing evil."  Thus spake Pope Francis 

of the Bayous.

What Happened When the Word Got Out The Elf on the

Shelf Worked for the NSA

Former Major General Michael J. Carey

 Receives Air Force 'Drunken Boor' 

Conduct Medal

The Do Nothing Congress of 1948

The Doo-Doo Nothing Congress of 2013

Absolut Gay Vodka Identified as 

Efficient Cause of Outbreak of 

Homosexuality in Louisiana