Saturday, January 18, 2014

Former Federal Judge Richard Cebull Sez:  "I have disdain
for gays, blacks, Indians, Hispanics, women, certain religious
 faiths, and liberal political leaders.  But I'm no bigot, 
nosiree!"
"Those Florida Republicans are making me sit in the
corner.  I've been a baaad boy!"
Superfluous Redundancies #3
Traditional New Jersey Corruption
If Google can make contact lenses, Josh Marshall can
be a beer reviewer, can't he?

Friday, January 17, 2014

"My collywobbles are cattywampus with my
taradiddles and it's all Obama's fault!"
Little Known Fact #49
As a child, Drew Barrymore imagined she was FDR.
Erik Rush only needs two thing to restore his sanity:
first, a Groupon for 'Extra Value Meals at McDonald's'
and, second, a military coup d'état to depose Barack 
Obama. Are any of you out there willing to launch
 a Kickstarter project on Erik's behalf?  He really 
needs this to happen---and soon!
"I thank God for the 'Pope Francis Effect'.  It's even more 
powerful than the 'Kick-Ass Effect'."
The Few, the Proud, the Oops!
Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Then)

Maureen and Bob McDonnell (Now)
The Unexpurgated Bible #95
"Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, 
ye do always resist the Commander-in-Chief."
NSA's New Child-Friendly Logo
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #30
Mario Pescante
It's easy to see why one of his peers says the following of 
Randy Mastro, Governor Christie's new 'crisis lawyer': "You 
do not want to meet Randy down a dark alley.  But you 
REALLY don’t want to meet him in a lighted courtroom."

Thursday, January 16, 2014

“I have to say this:  going down the path to legalization in 
this country is reckless and irresponsible.  I’m talking about
 the long-term impact of legalization in the United States. It 
scares us. Why, it'll put me out of a job!”
When things got really boring in the Virginia General 
Assembly, Republican Senator Dick Black liked to play 
with the unborn baby Weebles he had found on eBay.
Happiness Is a Warm Gun

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

No, this is not the Mark of the Beast.
[But it's close.]

This is.
Would you rather have a moot argument or a colloquium 
with Ann Althouse, Professor of Law at the University
of Wisconsin?
"Looking at me, you'll understand why it's a real shame Juan
 Ponce de León never discovered the fountain of youth."