Warm Scuzzies #593

David Perdue

Father Brandon Morse Demands Apology from Old Navy

Trumping the Snark #3

Honey, I Shrunk The Donald

When Trump's 'Trickle-Down Racism' Meets the 

GOP's 'Bubble-Up Racism'

World's Worst Yobs #360

Eli Lake

Jonah Goldberg's 'Pale Penis People' Doing a 

Whitesnake Check

'Targeted GOP Individuals' cry, "Help! Help! We're 

all trapped in a Basil Rathbone movie!"

"During one of my power naps, Trump revealed to me in

 a dream that he was wrong to attack the judge."

Next Stop:  Cleveland

When Donald Trump goes on a cruise, it's always aboard 

the HMS Tyrannic.

The Tree Hippo spends most of its life in an 

arboreal state and does not normally descend

 to the ground, except to mate and spawn.

Sign of the Times #67

Blow It Out Your Axis, America!

Curried Gull, the Official Bird of the Trump Campaign

When Uncle Fester Realized He Must Endure Five Months 

of Rationalizations, Excuses, and Alibis for the 

Annoying Orange Bigot

Adventures in Lexicology #18

Tympanic (timˈpanik), adj. Of, or relating to, the Tympanum.

Trumpanic (trum' panik), n. Of, or relating to, the GOP.

When Womanhood Goes Bad

Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean, would have been 

the ideal running mate for Donald Trump, the Orange 

Julius Caesar.

When National Review's Rich Lowry writes today 

of "the worst case for the GOP: Trump as a little 

bit of Todd Akin every day," one can almost hear 

the would-be Missouri Senator 'firing back'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #177

New Paul Ryan Merch