Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #26
Left Coast Rebel

I Remember Dubya #33
One of Dubya's favorite pastimes was taking
his used Karzai out for a spin.

"I hear Chris Matthews has deeply apologized
again. Isn't that special!"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #81

Use Only in Well-Ventilated Area

Too Big to Fail

Rush Limbaugh's Lucky Lady
to Become Wife Number Four

Things to Avoid #19
Greco-Roman Steer Wrestling

"We're not 'escalating'; we're 'surging'.
Surely you can see the difference,
O Wise One."

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #80

Another Victim of Prayer Fatigue

Were you stunned to hear that Fritz Henderson has
resigned as the CEO of General Motors? No? Well,
how about dazed? No? Confused? No? Well, it
sounds as if you're like the other 299,999,000+
Americans who have never heard of him.

"We understand you're 100% trans-fat free, so get
ready to be ejected from the biosphere."

The Doctor Fish sucked the dead skin from her
ankles and toes, and that made her very happy.

"And the winner is: the woman in the back who

isn't wearing a scarf!"

Most Popular Dixiecrat Shirt in 1948;

Still Worn in 2009
(but Only Inside-Out)

Patrick Lanzo and His Neighbor in the Hood

Allegories for Our Time #11

American Consumers Anxiously

Awaiting the End of the Recession

"Senator Conrad, do you have another reason

to establish an 'Entitlement Reform Commission'

other than you prefer to carry your jacket slung

over your right shoulder?"

"Wipe that grin off your face, soldier!"

The View from Your Window

Downtown Kabul, 6.13 a.m.

Memo

To: Walmart Management

Re: New Logo

Is the symbol at the end of your new

logo supposed to represent a sunflower,

a bullet hole, or an anal pucker?

"Listen, folks, if the Democrat health care bill passes, you're

gonna die a Sooner. Believe me, you don't want to do that!"

Viva Max! 2: Say 'Hi' But Don't Hug Me

Another indicator of Michael Phelps'

overall self-sufficiency is the fact that

he can pat himself on the back.

"I moonlight as a clown, but my full-time job

is being the junior Senator from Indiana."

Mr. Dithers Trying to Decide Which Teddy Bear

to Send to Afghanistan

What, Me Worry?

Man Trapped Inside 350 x 243 JPEG

World's Worst Jobs #105

Vietnamese Bird Smuggler

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #79

"My tonsils itch! Would you mind scratching them?"

The little boy couldn't remember who told him

being sad boosts your memory.

Warm Scuzzies #40

Tim Durham

"When it comes to so-called 'facts', Piper, just

remember this: you can make 'em up twice as

fast as they can check 'em."

In the mood for a 'manly' dessert? How about a

Hot Beef Sundae?

Do you think these Obama supporters would have been

standing out in the cold and rain had they known that,

one year later, he would be sending 30,000 more troops

to Afghanistan?

Chuck Hopson, a member of the Texas House of

Representatives, announced recently he was

switching from the Democratic Party to the

Republican Party. What he was really doing

was switching from the Democratic Party of

2009 to the Democratic Party of the 1950s.

Serena Williams Reacts to Grand Slam Committee's Decision

Plugged or unplugged, he knew how

to turn on the charm.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #78

Keep Away from Fire or Flame

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #36

Pamela Geller and Ann Coulter

"And now, for your CyberMonday listening
pleasure, please give it up for Maestro
Giuseppe Robotini!"

Allegories for Our Time #10
Capitalism Adoring the
Spirit of Christmas

Todd Palin says he's stopped having sex with his wife.
"I was always in it for the long run, but she started
quitting way before we reached the finish line."

"My mother-in-law says I need a good spanking.
Would you mind giving it to me, Mr. President?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #77

"Sir, there's somebody here to see you who says
he remembers the Exxon Valdez."