If Only the Mueller Report Were as

'Fair and Balanced' as The Starr

Report and Fox News

Secrecy is the first refuge of despots

and the last refuge of scoundrels.

Andrew Sullivan, Complete Fantasist About the Iraq War,

Undergoing Malcolm Nance Meltdown

There's a Gold Digger in Them Thar Hills

Is Trump showing how to give head to a microphone,

or what?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #150

Randy Fine

Imagine the suffering of the courageous martyr

 who had to watch six weeks of Fox programming

 in order to count the number of times the Bronx 

congresswoman was mentioned.

Days Into New Job, Fox Who Runs Henhouse Protection

 Agency Faces Ethics Inquiry

There's No Reason to Fear ---

Backseat Fireman Is Here!

This portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders was

produced during Picasso's Quasimodo Period.

Herman Cain Sez:  "The more toppings a man has

 on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is."

"Speaking only for myself as a cassowary, I cannot put

into words what it feels like to be the world's most

dangerous bird."

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez:  "I don't think Congress is

 smart enough to look through the thousands of pages

 of Trump's tax returns."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #763

Dan Crenshaw

Buddy Hackett Sez:  "I was born to be funny."

The Unexpurgated Bible #169

And Jesus answered and said unto them, "And they twain

 shall be one plane: so then they are no more twain, but 

one plane."

Trump Breaks the 40-Minute

Flip-Flop Barrier

Pipsqueaks Beware!

Whiteworld #76

To get the full effect, White Supremacy must be snorted.

Trump Administration Re-Brands,

Adopts New Logo

Gruntal Politics

On April 11, 2019, the day Julian Assange was

arrested, Trump said, "I know nothing about Wikileaks, 

it's not my thing."

Now it's time for Trump to deny 6 times that

he praised Julian Assange 5 times in 2016.

Why is not difficult to believe Maryanne

Trump Barry is a tax cheat?

And He Went On His Way Rejoicing

Q:  "Pope Benedict, who's to blame for the sex 

abuse crisis in the Catholic Church?"

A:  "Hippies from the 1960s."

Q:  "Not the Hitlerjugend of the 1930s?"

A:  "NEIN!"

Barr of Justice

Asylum-Seeker Looking for Opening in 

Migrant Caravan to Guatemala

Crime Runs in the Trump Family Like

Sludge in the Sewers of Paris

Pouty Mnuchin Misses Deadline for Trump Tax Returns

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #762

Tony Tinderholt

Trump's Territorial Imperative

William Barr, the Self-Redacting Trumpnik

Meet Bill Bork

Steve Mnuchin Sez:  "If you'd wish to keep me here 

so that I don't have my important meeting and 

continue to grill me, then we can do that."

Trump Sez:  “If he was smart, George Washington would’ve 

put his name on it.”

Speaking of George Washington and Mount Vernon, 

his historic home, Trump said, “If he was smart, he 

would’ve put his name on it.”

At the Barr

At the Barr

Where I Smoked My First Cigar

And the Nickels in My Pocket Rolled Away

Adventures in Aestheticism #170

Has Devin Nunes filed a $150 million lawsuit against 

you yet?  No?  Well, that must mean you're one of the 

small potatoes.

The Power Behind the Drone

These Himmler Eyes, Cry Every Night for You

Republican Senators Call for Trump

 to Show Restraint

Chuck Grassley is very, very concerned.

Honk if you agree.

The Unexpurgated Bible #168

"Now the serpent was longer than any beast of the field 

which the Lord God had made."

When Randolph Alles says, "I'm all ears," 

people tend to believe him.

Yes! We Have No Health Care Plan

Everybody Loves Raymond, Nobody Loves Kirstjen

Adventures in Aestheticism #169

Asylum Seekers, No!

Cheap Migrant Workers, Si!