Young Kentuckians Learn Addition by Counting

Mitch McConnell's Chins

Warm Scuzzies #399

The Briad Group

Andrea Tantaros Sez:  “Obama said he would 

change the country. He said it. He said it. 

And a lot of people voted for him. And 

if you see any of those people today, do 

me a favor: punch them in the face!”

[That would be over 58 million faces

she's demanding to be punched.]

"We have nothing to fear.  Period!"

Rumsfeld's Rule #1:

"Rules are like pie crusts,

made to be broken."

Southern Baptist Convention Sez:

“We are deeply saddened. Homo-

sexual behavior is incompatible

with the principles enshrined in 

the Scout oath and Scout law,

which God instituted on the

Sixth Day of Creation.”

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #500

Steve Smith

Parental Advisory #5

Explicit Comfort Station Claymation

One wonders if Greg Abbott, a Roman Catholic,

 obeys the Fourth Commandment, "Remember the 

Sabbath Day, to keep it holy."

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Equine Pornographer at Work

Still Life with Donald Rumsfeld and Iraq

Parmenides and His Horse Proving That Change

Is Impossible

Nature abhors a vacuum. This has been true 

since one of the preSocratics first ejaculated, 

"Goddam this Eureka!."

As Zippy the Pinhead might say, "All life is a blur

of Spinghazi and Tittoos."

Senator Coburn's Cat

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #82

The Unloved One

"Let me be clear, I don't trust the Republicans.  And I 

don't trust the Democrats.  Some days, I'm so

McCarthyized, I don't even trust myself! And I 

don't drink!"

Little Known Fact #37

Stephen King moonlights as an understudy to Mike

Gordon, the bass player of Phish.

Sorry, Daft Punk, but trading one copy of Chase and 

Status's 'No More Idols' for ten copies of 'Random

 Access Memories' would be a bad deal. 

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