Bill O'Reilly is an allegory.  He's an old white male who 

blames less-than-white people for the fact that he is 

dying and will die sooner rather than later.

Will Pope Francis reunite the Eastern and Western churches, 

as some hope, or will he play, as is rumored, a starring 

role in a Terry Gilliam-produced sequel to Brazil?

Chris Harris, a Hooks, Texas School Board Member, Says 

He Apologizes for Dreaming of a White Christmas

Warm Scuzzies #513

Cleveland Police Department

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #604

Kory Watkins

Just think:  if he had been openly carrying an AR-15 and

had been white, Tamir Rice might still be a 12-year-old.

We Are Here to Help You!

Gordon Klingenschmitt Sez:  "I'm not all that white."

[Compared to an albedo of .9 for freshly fallen

snow, perhaps not.]

He stopped believing in mythical animals when the last 

werewolf choked and died while eating the last unicorn.

Dr. Ben Carson Blames Invention of Genuine Hand-

Hammered Wok on Women's Lib Movement of the

1960s

Austin Police Say Larry Steve McQuilliams 

Belonged to Phineas Phreak Priesthood

"I'll cover your lying ass if you'll cover mine."

Q:  What is a two-word refutation for the Theory of

Intelligent Design?

A:  Curt Schilling.

If Hillary Clinton runs for President and is elected, just

think how much the American people will save in

speaking fees.

Warm Scuzzies #512

St. Louis Police Officers Association

Elizabeth Lauten has apologized to Sasha and Malia, but 

she hasn't yet apologized to Barack and Michelle for 

saying they "don't respect their positions very much, 

or the nation for that matter."  And while she's at it,

 perhaps she should apologize for being such a

 dumb blonde.

David Ben-Gurion

Jackass Ben-Howe

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #60

Ezra Levant

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #14

An Aberrant Life-Form

Darren Wilson Sez:  "Greater love hath no man than this, 

that I lay down my job for my friends."

[Having said this, he then ascended up his own fundament.]