"I am secretly a citizen of Ethiopia.  You may have already 

read about my most famous ancestor in Acts 8:26-40."

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #29

David R. Usher

Kevin Williamson is not a woman.  Thank God!

Imagine J. Edgar Hoover as the Colossal Beast.  

That would be the National Security Agency.

Steve Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins, and Rick Scott,

Governor of Florida, are, in Facebook terms, 'in a relation-

ship'.  Don't they make a handsome couple?

All that needs to be said about the much-delayed

departure of Bob Filner as mayor of San Diego is,

"Good widdance to bad wubbish!"

Syria's all blowed up, so it's time for the U.S. to blow it

up some more.

What was long suspected has now been confirmed by a

 recent scientific study:  the Blue State City Mouse is 

smarter than the Red State Country Mouse.

A report out of Florida says George Zimmerman is in the

market for a new phallic prosthesis, like this one.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #519

Reverend Perry Black

If, when they come to trial, James Francis Edwards, Jr., 

Michael Dewayne Jones, and Chancey Allen Luna are

acquitted because they were just 'standing their ground',

then it will be time for some 'Reverse Trayvon' outrage. 

Senator Tom Coburn (R-OK) Suggests President

Obama Could Be Impeached for His Intentional

Mishandling of Hurricane Katrina

David Allen Brutsche, 'Sovereign Citizen'

Lieutenant-Governor David DeepDewDewhurst

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #21

Craig Paul Cobb

The Six Million Dollar Man had nothing on 

the Forty-Seven Million Dollar Woman.

Female Muslim Students in Indonesia Narrowly Avert

Annual Encounters with the Hymen Examiner

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #518

Vicki Marble

Illegal Fishing License Found in Liz Cheney's Carpetbag

New Poll Shows 29% of Louisiana Republicans

Blame Hurricane Obama on Katrina Van Den

Heuvel