He had been Goliath, the champion of Joe Scarborough,

Charles Lane, Mark Halperin, and the other Philistines.

And now, David had defeated him.

Looks Like More 'Great News for John McCain'

That Awkward Moment When You're Trying to Think of

What to Say Next

Philip Wilheit, Jr. Doing His Crocodile

Dundee Impression

Good Deal

Bad Deal

Charleston, West Virginia Funeral Director Says Formalde-

hyde in the Public Water Supply Will Obviate the Need for 

Post-Mortem Embalming in His City

Whiteworld #17

White males make up only 36% of the U.S. population,

 yet they constitute 67% of the guests appearing on 

Face the Nation, 67% on Fox News Sunday, and 62%

 on Meet the Press.  The White Men's Rights Movement

is obviously falling down on the job.

 Factoid of the Hour #19

"Neanderthals 'Not Fully Extinct'"

"When I used the phrases, 'mentally retarded' and 

'intellectually disabled', I wasn't referring to 

other people.  I was referring to myself."

"Goochy goochy goo!"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #42

Noah Rothman

First, there was the Regular Roll. Then came the Double Roll, 

followed by the Mega Roll. Now comes the Gargantuan Roll!

"Do I look pissed?  Of course I'm pissed!  I dropped a cool 

$249.95 for a Norelco Men's Rotary Sensotouch 3D Electric 

Razor with a Three-Setting Jet Clean System.  And look at 

me now:  I'm whiskerier than ever!"

"OK, I'll admit I'm a wolf.  But I'm not

big, I'm not bad, and I LOVE Grandma!"

Q:  Why is the Wizard of Oz hiding behind the curtain?

A:  He thinks he's mixing drinks in a Salt Lake City bar.

 All Models over 18 Years of Age

"Are you a flake?" Chris Wallace asked. 

The #1 Occupational Disease of Rand Paul and

Other Libertarians

Things to Avoid #27

A Quackmire of Ducks

Kissing Gourami

Kissing Gohmert