"Don't laugh when Bill O'Reilly says he's coming after you 

with all he has.  I'm the Godfather and he even scares me!"

"Got a minute?  I'd like to explain my alternative to

Obamacare.  It's called the 'Gollum Option'."

"The Who were right:  I can see for miles and miles

 and miles and miles and miles!"

Local Man Proving to Himself That Weed Is 114 Times

 Safer Than Alcohol

Happy Hour with Chinless Mitch and

Father John Weepy

Noun + Verb + Ooga Booga!

The GOP isn't so much a political party these days

as it is a 'I Hate Obama' Meme Generator.

Missouri Lieutenant-Governor Peter Kinder says that the

$86,000-a-year salary he is paid to advance Anglo-American

jurisprudence is pushing him into 'gradual impoverishment'.

"Hold on just a sec!  I've been waiting to hear from a higher 

power whether I should seek the presidency, and the call 

from David Koch has just come through."

Fuke Duke!

They had to invent a new color to describe John Boehner's

skin. It's called 'Burnt Umbrage'.

Some like to play Air Guitar.  Bill O'Reilly likes to play 

Air Rifle.

Columba Bush Sez:  "When it comes to music, I'm rather 

old-fashioned.  My favorite singer is still Bling Crosby."

Miley Cyrus Meets Rudy Giuliani, 

the Amazing Colossal Prick

“I am coming after you with everything I have! 

You can take it as a threat!”

Warm Scuzzies #534

Richard Zuley

Capitalist Cat Nap

Stacey Dash Sez:  "I was appalled. I could

 not believe it. I mean, first of all, Patricia 

Arquette needs to do her history. In 1963, 

Kennedy passed an equal pay law. It's still in 

effect. I didn't get the memo that I didn't 

have any rights."

[Sounds like Stacey is still playing

 Dionne in Clueless.]

Two Arguments Against the Theory of Intelligent Design

Vito Barbieri Sez: "So, the female vagina isn't part of 

the alimentary canal? Wurd!"