Venus Williams Rendered À La Marcel Duchamp

Carnivorous Slinky Goes on Rampage

Low Riders

Lower Riders

President Bush As We Will Remember Him

"Mustn't .. fail .. field .. sobriety .. test.

Walk ..... and ..... Turn."

Still Life with Presidential Limousine and Street Sweeper

"I am not gay. I never have been gay. I'm sure all my friends

in the gay and lesbian community are relieved to hear that."

Chongqing, China has made a bid to host the 2008

Republican National Convention. Backers of the bid

point out that the city is the site of the world's largest

public restroom: 1,000 toilets in a building four-stories

tall with over 32,000 square feet. A spokesman for the

city says, "We are spreading toilet culture. Republicans

can listen to gentle music, make friends, and watch TV.

After they use the bathroom, they will be very, very happy."

Marianne and the goat were getting long just fine

until she uttered the word, "cabrito."

"Larry Craig is a supremely arrogant, lying crapweasel."

"Hey, what's my picture doing on the front page of

USA Yesterday?"

Portrait of Mahmoud Abbas Kidnapped,

Held at Gunpoint

Booking Photos of Senator Larry 'Widetrack' Craig

"I've got an idea. Why not make Skeletor Attorney General?

That way he can do for the Justice Department what he

did for New Orleans."

"Mark my word! I'm the Fearmonger-in-Chief. It's in

the Constitution. You can look it up."

You've heard of 'writer's cramp'. Well, there's

one for golf, too.

Man Trying to Find His Way Back to Square One

"OK, my fellow Republicans, it's time to decline 'Ho'.

I Da Ho.

You Da Ho.

We Da Ho.

Any questions?"

Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) Using Lewd Hand Gesture
to Solicit Homosexual Conduct Which Is a Clear 
Violation of Senate Protocol

Allegories for Our Time #2

ExxonMobil and Iraq

(the StonyPillow Cut)

With winter not that far off, the new Mitt Romney

line of Shearling Flip-Flops are selling like flapjacks

in New Hampshire.

No Wine, No Bread, Just Sour Grapes Served

at Condemned Man's Last Supper; Leftovers

to Be Auctioned on eBay

Michelle Malkin Before She Takes Her Medicine

After

Remember Michael Stone? He is the paramilitary

psycho who stormed the Northern Ireland parliament

building last November. He now claims it was "a piece of

performance art replicating a terrorist attack."

"By Jove, you're right! Those are

Hershey's Holy Kisses!"

"C'mon, Ma! Why won't you let me eat carrots in bed?"

World's Worst Yoobs #6

Melanie Morgan

Surgery to Separate Conjoined Twins Successful

Flag Desecration #4

"Rummy's gone. Karl's gone. Al's gone. It's just you

and me, Dick. I'm beginning to feel the Empty Nest

Syndrome coming on."

Alberto Gonzales Resigns From Something, Doesn't Recall What

"Of course I back the Bloomberg/Hagel ticket of

the Fucking Crazy Party. Who do you think I am?"

Old Afghan Challenges Fearguth to a Frowning Contest

Old Fearguth Accepts the Challenge

Allegories for Our Time #1

ExxonMobil and Iraq

At the very last moment, Liam Tancock could see Mr.

Freeze was headed his way. But by then, it was too late.

Milk Bone Surfer

"Mr. Klaudt, when was the last time you saw your

cock? And do you remember what it looked like?"

When Ted Klaudt, the former South Dakota Republican

lawmaker, attempted to solicit young teenage girls online,

he used the alias, 'Studman'. A more accurate and honest

moniker might have been 'Hard-Core Hindenburg'.

"Viva La Revolución! Viva Los Baños!"

"Whew! End of the line. Time to morph."

Boy Says He Prefers His Revolution Cold and

in a Recyclable Plastic Bottle

Pharaoh Ramses II Out for a Spin

"Those of you sitting on the right side of the plane can

see that we're now passing over Pinochetland."

"How's tricks, Roger?"

Happy Feet

Unhappy Feet

Yang Mang Teaching Her Newborn the Elements of Sumo