Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #8

John Thune

Drug Czar. War Czar. Car Czar. Performance Czar.

With all the problems facing the nation's honeybee

population, isn't it about time we had a Bee Czar?

People said his face looked terribly withdrawn

when he stepped aside.

Atlas Frugs

Nancy Killefer, who has withdrawn her nomination to

be the Obama Administration's 'performance czar',

was smart enough to 'modernize' the IRS, but not

smart enough to pay employment taxes on her

household help. What does this tell us about

today's Internal Revenue Service?

Visa, Kellogg's, Speedo, and AT&T Donate

Ashtray to Michael Phelps

Will the future GOP be more like Howard Madoff,

Joe the Plumber,

or Tina Fey?

Capitol Aisles Not Wide Enough to Keep Political Corruption

from Spilling Over and Becoming Bipartisan

"You've got to understand there's a big difference between

a 'bipartisan hack', like David Broder, and a 'partisan hack',

like me. With all due respect to Mr. Broder, my hackery is

pure and unadulterated, like a shot of Jose Cuervo Platino,

while his is an example of mixology gone wild, like an Itsy

Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Martini."

"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, Mr. Phelps,

is to win fourteen Olympic gold medals, to make a centrillion

dollars in product endorsements, to not huff a bong on camera,

and to give me a light."

Using an abacus, the young boy could see that the

Pajamas TV business model just didn't add up.

Have you hugged a treehugger today?

Before you can become a successful blogger today,

there are four three-letter words you must add to

your vocabulary and use as often as possible:

Feh, Heh, Meh, and Teh. Sometimes, if you're

clever enough, you can work them into a single

post, like this one.

Mamma M.I.A.!

Prime Minister Learns the Hard Way:

No Beard, No Crown

World's Worst Yoobs #35

Michelle Bernard

"Make the wrong prediction this morning, Phil,

and you're Punxsutawney Stew tonight!"

Phelps Bongs Himself, His Eyes Get That Glassy Look

Great news! For those of us suffering from presbyopia,

Dave Dugan produces a large-print version of Zen Comix.

But if you are lucky enough to still have 20-20 vision,

go here or here.

"Going my way?"