NASA Satellite Fails to Reach Orbit, Still Succeeds in

Stimulating the Economy to the Tune of $278 Million

According to the Washington Times, Jon Huntsman, the

Republican governor of Utah, says "his party is blighted by

leaders in Congress whose lack of new ideas renders them

so 'inconsequential' that he doesn't even bother to talk

to them." If there's a new way to say Hooray! it's time

to say it.

The Three Billy Goats Gruff

World's Worst Yobs #78

William McGurn

If you are unemployed and live in South Carolina,

Governor Mark Sanford won't help you get any jobless

benefits, but he will pray for you, and in a tux to boot!

You don't have to be a celebrity to pout like one.

All you need is some lip plumping gloss.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #17

Darrell Issa

"Tell the truth, Arnold! Skynet and the

machines are winning, aren't they?"

'Twittering Classes' Overtakes 'Chattering Classes'

as the Most Influential Cliche Inside the Beltway

Rick Santelli says, "It's later than you think!"

"Tea Party USA Watch: Taxpayers coming together"

By Michelle Malkin • February 23, 2009 02:56 PM

I Remember Dubya #11

Dubya always looked like Sunny D after you dropped

500 mics of Green Barrel while listening to

Ultimate Spinach.

On almost everybody's list of the 'Ten

Most Influential D. C. Twits' would be

Richard Cohen.

Sorry, but Ken Lewis, CEO of Bank of America,

cannot put on a happy face right now.

"Sir Allen Stanford? Oh, his name is as good as gold."

New Poll Shows Americans Split Down the Middle on

Issue of Bipartisanship

World's Worst Yoobs #38

Gretchen Carlson

As you probably already know, there's usually

a fork at the mouth of the alimentary canal.

The only Hitchens worse than a Christopher is a Peter.

"Fragile: Handle with Care" is always a good rule

when you are dealing with antiques, like Madonna.