Nose Stuffy? Baby Needs Dime-a-Tapp!

"'Give me your tired, your poor, your involuntary immigrants 

yearning to breathe free'. Ha-ha! That Ben Carson---he 

should do stand-up!"

The HUD Whisperer

In Trump's cosmology, Barack Obama is the 

First Cause, the Unmoved Mover, the Demiurge. If 

something happens, Obama, like the butler, did it.

The Urge to Purge

Sinkhole Near Quanah, Texas Designated

'Trump National Monument'

'Repeal and Replace' Slogan to Be Somewhat 

Repealed and Kind of Replaced

Joe Barton Sez: "Is it my fault my town halls will be held 

in Milford and Frost, two metropolises nobody's ever 

heard of?"

In Ben Carson's history book,  the ancestors of today's

African-Americans immigrated to America aboard

Transatlantic Cruise Lines.

Trump appoints Rex Tillerson to be Secretary of State, 

then cuts the State Department budget by one-third.  

Trump must hate ExxonMobil, too.

"Whaddya mean I've gone to seed?"

Trump Held Hostage, Day 45

When we were kids, Saturday morning was reserved for 

cartoon shows on TV.  Now it's for Trump's tweetstorms

 on Twitter.

Sharing of Nude Photos of Female Marines

 Prompts Cthulhu Investigation

Knives Are Out for Priebus; See It Live on

Cutlery Corner Network

The Politico Illustrated #53

'Knives are out for Reince'

"I understand, Mr. Stone, that you have the best four-

letter words, even better than Donald Trump's."

"We see the red nose, Congressman Sensenbrenner, but

where's the greasepaint?"

Collateral Damage

Going Full Metal Trumpnik has Kurt Schlichter

smoking turds these days.