Tuesday, October 31, 2017

When Corey Lewandowski said he couldn't remember 
George Papadopoulos, his co-workers started calling him 
'Absent-Minded Heydrich' behind his back.
Yet Another Proof of the Co-Existence of Therapods and
Homo Sapiens
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #705
Steve Yeater
One of the advantages of longevity is you get to
see history repeat itself over and over.
Hillary Clinton's Halloween costume this year is 
Trump praying for Sean Hannity.
Are you just 12 felony indictments shy
of Manafortian happiness?
Uncle Fester and Aunt Hickabee Wish You a
Merry Halloween
World's Worst Jobs #143
Indian Rubbish Sifter
"'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'.
 Ha-ha! That John Kelly --- he should do stand-up!"
General Kelly, some say, is an 
honorable man.
Look at this face and you'll understand why Mike Pence
 doesn't need to wear a mask to scare the children on 
Halloween.
By order of Trump, the Statue of 
Incarceration will replace the 
Statue of Liberty in New York
 Harbor.
Is Halloween supposed to be this scary?
"Oh, America, no tears, please. 
It's a waste of good suffering!"
Meet Trumpert Murdoch
Fruit Salad Chef in Trump Junta Calls for Special Counsel to 
Investigate a Russian Company That Bought a Canadian 
Firm That Owned 20% of U.S. Uranium

Monday, October 30, 2017

Little Girl Suffers Eyestrain from Watching
Coultergeist Too Close to TV
"Is Mueller gone yet?"
Ezekiel the Monkey Uses Enacted Parable to Tell 
Manafort What to Do Next
Trump Now Boasting It Took Only 285 Days to Reach 33% 
Approval Rating Compared to George W. Bush's 1,933 Days
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Morphs into Baghdad Bob
at Today's White House Press Briefing
One Degree of Separation
At Fox News, Loyalty Is Job One
Flag Desecration #104
Stinky Zinke Now Claiming Blackduck, Minnesota
 as Hometown, Not Whitefish, Montana
Trump's face is asymmetrical. The right side lies 100% 
of the time, the left only 95%.
Paul Ryan Sez: 'Mueller Indictments Won't Derail What 
We're Doing In Congress'
Waiting for Trump to say he's never met
Rick Gates, shown here at the Republican
National Convention last summer.
Stephen Bannon Declares War on Paul Singer
While Watching a Woman Administer a
Colonic to a Constipated Pig
It's Mueller Time!

Sunday, October 29, 2017

At the Stone Mountain of Madness
It's National Cat Day!
The Arkansas Possum Grape Pouter
GOP Senator Rob Portman Courageously Admits He Doesn't
 Agree with Everything Trump Tweets
"Trump smash!"
Donald Trump, Jr. and Steve King,
Peasant Hunters

Saturday, October 28, 2017

Slowly Mueller Turned ... 
Closer and Closer ... 
Step by Step ... 
Inch by Inch ...
Mark Halperin, Admitted Sexual Harasser and Author of
Game Change, Announces New Book, Career Change
Know Your Stooges
Children Ignore Warning from Parents and Accept
Candy from Stranger
Only for Children 65 and Up
When women accused Weinstein of sexual assault, they 
were truth-tellers. But when women accused Trump of 
sexual assault, they were liars. This does not compute.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Public Enemies We Have with Us Always
Whether inmates should run the prison is one thing;
whether Bob McNair's face should be seen in public is
quite another.
Some masks are too scary, even for Halloween.
Warm Scuzzies #750
John Kapoor

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Nation Reeling from 'Just Say No!' Epidemic
Trump Mask Big Seller This Halloween
Dopioid Says People Should Just 'Say No' to Opioids
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Says People Should 
Just ‘Say No’ to Opie