Next time you fart, just say, "Hey, I just

exported some freedom gas!"

Mark Menezes, Undersecretary of Energy in the

Trump Administration, Sez:  "Increasing export

 capacity ... [of liquified natural gas] is critical to

 spreading freedom gas throughout the world."

Steven Winberg, the Assistant Secretary for 

Fossil Energy in the Trump Administration,

thinks liquefied natural gas is made up

of 'molecules of U.S. freedom' which

we proudly export to the world.

Think of it:  Trump could commit murder and not be

indicted so long as he keeps sitting in the Oval Office.

When Miss Telephony Met Robocaller

Imagine a Chihuahua nipping at the heels of

a Great Dane.  That would be Ghouliani

trashing Robert Mueller.

Is Trump suggesting the Constitution of the United

States contains obscene language?

The White House asked the US Navy to conduct

the Philadelphia Experiment last week whereby the 

USS John McCain was rendered invisible during 

Trump’s visit to Japan.

It's because Paul Gosar's ideological bedfellows

 are White Nationalists, White Supremacists, 

Racists, Anti-Semites and NeoNazis.

Warm Scuzzies #872

Michael Williams

The very fact that Boris Johnson is the 'favorite' 

for British prime minister is all you need to know about

 how far Great Britain has descended to the level of the 

United States.

Make Assholes Great Again

"If we had had confidence that the president clearly 

did not commit a crime, we would have said so."

Scott Lloyd Latest Incompetent Trumpnik Refugee

from the Trump Administration

"No, it's not yet safe to come out.

Trump is still in the White House."

As chief executive officer of Trump's 2016 presidential

 campaign and chief strategist in the Trump Administration 

(until August 2017), Steve Bannon knows Trump is like

a used Trojan, i. e., a pretty ordinary scumbag.

The problem with Kim Trump-un's Biden insults is not that 

they are insulting; it's that they are so junior high.

A half mile of border fence near El Paso that cost 

$8 million to build has successfully blocked three 

Caterpillars from infesting Mexico.

Mark Morgan, Acting Director of ICE, has a

nose-and-eyeglasses engineering problem.

How Mark Lindblom did it remains a state secret, which 

even Bill Barr is powerless to declassify.

Adventures in Aestheticism #189

The throne is the great equalizer.

Trump Leaves Cover-Up in White House Restroom

Migrant children have heartbeats, too.

Warm Scuzzies #871

Fresno Grizzlies

War Between Vandals and Huns Spills Over into

Wikipedia

Mike Pence Miffed That Trump Takes Sides More Often 

with Kim Jong-un Than He Does with Him

Despite winning the Kris Kobach Prize for 2019, Texas

Secretary of State David Whitley has resigned.  The

word on the street is that this close friend of Governor

Greg Abbott will soon be promoted into the

Trump Administration.

Only God is more omnipresent than George Soros.

Sebastian Gorka Doing His Impression of Vincent Price Doing

His Impression of the Iron Chef

Wating for another artist to design a Steve Mnuchin

stamp to be used to update the 'Pitch In' signs we

encounter along the pathways of life.

John Bolton Recalled on Memorial Day

"People think they can say anything and get away with it.  

Take me, for example."

Adventures in Aestheticism #188

Lincoln Expresses 'Great Regret' Concerning

'Small Weapons' Test at Fort Sumter

It's Champagne Popsicles Day!

Here We Go Again!

Best Buy at 29,000 Feet

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #199

Matt Lewis and Andrew Breitbart

World's Worst Yobs #409

Matt Lewis

Trump Disses the Size of Kim Jong-un's Weapons

Flag Desecration #115

The 'Praying Medic' is off his meds again.

Four Out of Five Doctors Say Trump Is in

'Extremely Stable Genius' Condition

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #769

Kim LaSata

Reflecting the latest in Deepfake technology,

the monumental sculpture known as the

'Chicago Picasso' gets a makeover

Old Autocrats Never Die.

They Just Metamorphosize.

Trump Places 2nd in Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy

Deadlift Competition

Trump Seizes Japan's Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy

Trump Receives Grown-Men-in-Diapers Trophy