Fool's Gold

Is Georgia Sheriff Jay Baker having a 'very bad day' yet?

The Empire Poops Out

Warm Scuzzies #1,022

Arthur D'Andrea

Aaron Long, who shot and killed eight people, sums up his

life as "Pizza, guns, drums, music, family, and God."

Laugh While You Can, Monkey-Boy

Another GOP Champion of Law and Order

Nebraska Governor Pete Ricketts Declares March 20

'Raw Meat on the Menu Day'

Step Away from the Voting Booth, Democrat, 

and Nobody Gets Hurt

Warm Scuzzies #1,021

George Pierre Tanios

Trump Remembered for His Plan Not to Have a Plan 

to Distribute COVID-19 Vaccine

When it comes to Hitler impersonators, Timothy

Hale-Cusanelli, a veteran of the Capitol Hill

Insurrection, is known for his "extremist, radical 

views pertaining to the Jewish people, minorities

 and women."

'Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown

and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command

tell that its sculptor well those passions read'

Chinese Sculptor Creates 'Trump, the Buddha 

of Knowing of the Western Paradise'

World's Worst Yoobs #222

Emily Jashinsky

Have you received your 'stimmy' from #MoneyBaggJoe?

Remember when the Democratic Party used cocaine

to buy your vote?  Greg Abbott does.

The Star Falls on Alabama Again

Cancel Culture is better than no culture at all.

A Snurk is an unintentional Snark.

This is a picture of the Three Snurks.

'Election Integrity' is the Republican way of saying,

 "Only gonna be White people votin' in this here election."

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson

Warm Scuzzies #1,020

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli

Send in the Clowns

Chewbacca Sez:  "Do not confuse Woke Supremacy 

with Wookiee Supremacy."

William Leads the Royal Fightback Against Meghan and Harry

Warm Scuzzies #1,019

Corinne Montoni

'GOP's Ron Johnson responds to good news on vaccines 

with unhinged rant about hydroxychloroquine'

Ben Domenech, Meghan McCain's insignificant

other, didn't like Joe Biden's rather anodyne 

speech last night.  Ben says:  "This is another 

garbage speech full of lies from a senile old 

person who thinks that they're in charge of 

America, but actually isn't running anything."

Is this a Disaster Relief Check or a Stimulus Check?  

The debate rages.

Mars Attacks Again

Herd Immunity

The most important 'security measure' is

making sure your skin is the right color.

And sooner rather than later.

When it's lawyers all the way down, 

it's called 'Infinite Regress'.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders didn't have to deal

with crises like this because Trump didn't 

have any pets.

Having it two ways is a Roger Wicker

specialty.  He's working on having it

three ways.

Collins-Schumer Rift Shocks Senate

Saying to a politician, "You asshole!" is really

unfair to a part of the human body which

performs a useful function.

Voting rights bill gets Mike Lee's 'magic underwear'

in a twist.

A Man with One Red Shoe Watching a Woman Administer

 a Colonic to a Constipated Pig

Watching Piers Morgan storm off the stage and out of

one's life was one of life's guilt-free pleasures.

I'm a Grandma, Not a Drug Lord

The Three Foci of the Post-Trump GOP

Mighty Casey Has Struck Out

Mighty Morphin Powerless Ranger

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #869

Dorothy Moon

"It's really just people being foolish," 

says Rocky Raccoon.

RonAnon Johnson

So gentle you can almost hear them purring.