Dr. Jason Valentine Sez:  “If they asked why, 

I told them COVID is a miserable way to die 

and I can’t watch them die like that.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks even uglier when 

she cusses.

Paging the Gumby Brain Specialist

Herman Cain Redivivus

Know Your Hominids

No Miracles. No Mercy. No Redemption. No Heaven. 

No Hell. No Higher Power. Just Fatman.

Did Ted Cruz's campaign spend $135,000 on his book, 

One Vote Away, or on Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat?

Team MAGA Proper Gander Network

 Is Thriving

That Look When Alabama Governor Kay Ivey Declares a

'Narrowly-Focused' COVID-19 State of Emergency

Asked why she is running for Governor of the Natural State, 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said Arkansas needs to be punished.

Ask Rudy Giuliani's lawyers to explain the difference

between 'Product Disparagement' and 'Defamation'.

 Regeneron's Monoclonal Antibody Treatment

Believed to Be More Dependable Than the

Texas Energy Kludgeocracy

Where is Dick Clark when we need him?

If America simply must invade another country, 

why not New Zealand?

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #147

Harrison Smith

How to Easily Remove Facial Hair

Most people don't know the ice cream sandwich

was invented in the Middle Ages.

"Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to run

down the middle of 5th Avenue in New York City

wearing this shirt."

Warm Scuzzies #1,067

André Jacques

The Fall of Afghanistan is making the

Media Monster roar.

The takeover of Afghanistan by the Taliban has 

really pissed off Mean Muley McGrudge.

Cosmic Joke

Warm Scuzzies #1,066

Matt Braynard

Godzilla Doing His Tiny Tim Impression of Don Ho 

Singing 'Tiny Bubbles'

"Ah, distinctly I remember saying, 'Things could be worse.'  

And, as things turned out, they were."

Trump Waiting for Godot

Smoking Rabbit Explains How Jen Psaki 

Adroitly Dodges Fox News’s Verbal Grenades 

at Press Briefings

Ask Mike Pompeo how Critical Race Theory caused 

the Fall of Afghanistan.

More Mysterious Than the Puente Hills Landfill

Let's spend another trillion dollars and stay 20 more years 

in Afghanistan, shall we?

Good Hap

Hard to believe it has already been two whole days

since Trump was reinstated.

New Taliban Masters of Afghanistan Trying to 

Figure Out What to Do with All That Rock

No one could think better inside the box than 

Schrödinger's Cat.

Andrew Breitbart in Heaven

Does anyone know who the Amphibian-in-Chief

is these days?

Ammosexuals Need Love Too

Pandora's Daughter

Generally speaking, cats don't seem to be 

the least bit concerned.

Jerome Corsi turns 75 in a couple of weeks.

He may be running out of time to kill the

Deep State and save President Trump.

 

Warm Scuzzies #1,065

Jeri Williams

When Littlebrains Attack

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #220

Pokémon Cowboy

A Caturday We Can Believe In

Mr. Trump, Stewie Is Awaiting Your Order

Fido Friday the 13th

Like Shouting 'Fire!' in a Crowded Theater

How Not to Be Psychologically Defeated

Steve Bannon's New Gig

The Omnipresence of Infomercials