Thursday, August 18, 2022

Timely Reminder from You-Know-Who

Trump’s Grip on the GOP Stronger Than Ever

Sir Robin Talks Trump to the Three-Headed Giant

Wednesday, August 17, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,224
Joni Shaw Smith

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,014
Julie Green

How many houses does a man need?

Alligator Noodling puts Catfish Noodling in the shade.

Alternate Title for Jared Kushner's
White House Memoir

Navarro Mocks Opaque Title of Jared Kushner's 
White House Memoir, Breaking History

Giuliani Arrives in Amen, Georgia to Testify 
in 2020 Election Probe

In addition to the documents Trump hoarded at
Mar-a-Lago was the giant ball of string.

Scott Perry Sez:  Scott Perry Sez:  "Tyranny is going to 
come right into everyone's living room very, very shortly."

In the Beginning Was the Word

Tuesday, August 16, 2022


Troglodytes Gird for War

MAGA Conversion Therapy:
Does It Work?

On National Tell a Joke Day, all he had to do to get a
laugh was say, "McDLT."

As it becomes ever more difficult to see the difference
between Ozzy Osbourne and Sarah Palin, please keep
in mind Ozzy is 73 and Sarah is 58.

If you need tips on buying string ties or stockpiling
ammo, ask Mark Finchem, Oath Keeper and 
Republican nominee for Arizona Secretary of State.

Citizens for Sanity, a Dark Money Group, to Spend
Millions Blasting 'the Woke Ideology of Sheltered
White Liberals'

Oxymorons for Our Time #214
Political Bravery

Experience the Magic of DerSantis Pasta

Mar-a-Lago Caper Heightens Trump's Castration Anxiety

Another State Secret Divulged

If she loses in the Republican primary, Liz Cheney might
 consent to become Wyoming's newest national monument.

Even Dr. Caligari was intrigued by what might be
 hidden in Trump's cabinet at Mar-a-Lago.

“They’re turning on you, Donald.  All of them.”

Monday, August 15, 2022

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #1,013
Chanel Rion

"Do you think, ma'am, that the FBI should give back to
Trump all the documents he rightfully stole?"

It's National Relaxation Day.

Chairman Mao Declassifies the Western Hemisphere

A Public Service Announcement from
Zombie Nixon

Marjorie Taylor Greene Declares 
Willingness to Make Ultimate
Sacrifice for Trump

Is One America News skinhead Pearson Sharp now a target
of Communist Democrats?

Trump’s Evolving Explanation of the Top Secret Documents 
at Mar-a-Lago Now Incorporates a Barking Cat

Monday Motivation

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #227
The Cabinet of Mar-a-Lago

"A federal judge on Monday turned down Sen. Lindsey Graham’s 
bid to throw out a subpoena compelling him to testify before 
the Atlanta-area grand jury investigating Donald Trump’s 
effort to overturn the 2020 election."

Benedict Darnold

Sunday, August 14, 2022

Warm Scuzzies #1,223
Jayson Boebert

Kash Patel always has that look when someone is being 
handed a subpoena.

"I could stand in the middle of Mar-a-Lago and sell 
Top Secret government documents to the highest bidder,
 and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

Rat Enjoys Watching Brian Kilmeade on Fox News,
Especially When He Uses Photoshopped Images

Rand Paul Calls for Impeachment of Merrick Garland, 
Repeal of Espionage Act, and Mass Production of 
Ivermectin, Incandescent Light Bulbs, and 
Anti-Low-Flow Toilets

All Your Safe Are Belong to Us

"What's that?" 
"It's Trump's Autodeclassifier 3000™."

Charlie Kirk asks, "How many of the perverts whose 
names are written in Jeffrey Epstein’s Black Book
 have had their homes raided by the FBI since the 
Ghislaine Maxwell trial concluded?"

Some wag answers, "At least 1, as of today."

Warm Scuzzies #1,222
Jay I. Bratt

Appearances to the contrary notwithstanding,
this is NOT 'Sensitive Compartmented
Information'.

Mar-a-Lago Cigarette Girl

Not just Top Secret documents were kept in the basement
at Mar-a-Lago.