Dank Memes #2

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched 

in the face." --- Mike Tyson

Time to Rigg This Election!

"That Kellyanne Conway, she thinks she's one of us!"

Donald Trump Sez: "Today is our Independence Day."

And Curt Schilling's tweet was so awesome he has

taken it down.  He's such a wuss he can't even grow

 a pair.

Trump wore a disguise to the polls, but he didn't fool anybody. 

Everybody knew he didn't ski.

In the race to the bottom, the Trumpnik discovered

there is no bottom.

Ted Nugent Grabs His Own Pussy at Trump Rally

Dan McLaughlin Sez: "Voting for Trump may

 be wrong, but it’s not crazy."

[In other words, "Love the sinner but hate the sin."]

Donald Trump Eyeing Giuliani for Il Duce

On this, the next-to-last day of the 2016 presidential

election, will Donald Trump finally unleash Sarah

Palin?

The Politico Illustrated #49

'Ryan warms to Trump ahead of election'

World's Worst Yoobs #175

Salena Zito

"Jonah, I understand you are undergoing treatments that

will keep you from looking more and more like Leon Trotsky."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #145

Cheech and Chong's Corsican Kiddoes

'FBI Has Finished Reviewing New Emails, and Hillary

 Clinton Is Cleared. 

Again.'

 [Jason Chaffetz, Alas, Is Still an Asshole.]

Trump's Aides Have Apparently Taken Pacifier Away 

from Him in Final Days of Campaign

Junior Trump Claims Dad Almost Assassinated by

Loaded Protest Sign

Warm Scuzzies #712

Andy Beal

The Very Last Undecided Voter on Earth

A Choice, Not an Echo

Tiananmen Square 27 Years Later

While Melania was pregnant with Barron, 

Donald Trump was having an affair with 

Playboy model Karen McDougal.  He was 

attracted by her aversion to private 

email servers.

When he said David Duke 'deserves a bullet', Eric Trump

must've thought he was hunting an African antelope.

Remember when you played 'army' as a kid? You eventually 

outgrew it, but these Idaho Oath Keepers never did. They're 

still playing 'army'.

If Ray Tensing pulls you over for a traffic violation, be

sure to ask him to show you the Confederate flag t-shirt

he wears under his police uniform.

Now that Steven Seagal is officially a Russian citizen,

can Donald Trump be far behind?

"Halloween's over, David. You can take off that scary mask."

Trump Makes Surprise Visit to Flyover Country

Victims of Mouth-in-Foot Disease Suffering from

Trump Fatigue

Mitch McConnell Sez:  "We need a new president, Donald

Trump, to be the most powerful Republican monster in 

America."

Flag Desecration #95

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #674

John Bennett

Kurd Fighter Waiting for Aaron's to Deliver a 

65" Smart LED HDTV with TV Stand

Scott Michael Greene: Trumpnik, Bigot, Neo-Confederate, 

Cop Killer

Do we want our top federal cop to look like this?

The Latest in Men's Early Voting Fashion

Have you met Sid Miller, Agriculture Commissioner?  He's

one of Texas's finest half-assed assholes.

"Uuuuunnnngg, you are fascinated with sex and do not care 

about public policy.  Uuunnnnnhhhh!"

Fearguth will be more or less offline

while he's at Spirit of the Suwannee

Music Park for Hulaween.  He should

be back online next Monday or

Tuesday.

"What's with the Pink Elephant?"

"What Pink Elephant? You must be suffering from

Delirium Trumpens!"

'The 281 People, Places and Things Donald 

Trump Has Insulted on Twitter: 

A Complete List'

Didn't make the list, did you?  What's it like

to not be a loser like the ones who made the

list?

Matt Drudge is off his meds again.

The Last of the Red Hot D'Souzas

Q: What is Indiana?

A: Alabama with colder weather.

Reince Priebus says he knows what Trump is thinking 

and adds, "He is not willing to not concede if he loses

 and there's no fraud." Does anyone know what Priebus

 is thinking?

"As Trump's senior communications adviser, I would

never go to a strip club smaller than Sapphire Las

Vegas.  It's yoooge!."

Jan Brewer Sez:  "Trump is getting waterboarded and

I'm being mummified."

To Donald Trump, size always matters, even on the tarmac.

"Of course I live in a rathole!  I'm a rat, in case you 

haven't noticed."